Reviving my LJ with a meme...
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football.. not soccer.
Total = 7
Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone, sock, etc.)
Total = 2
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have darkish hair.
[] You speak SOME italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[X] you talk with your hands.
Total=3
Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total =4
russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You dont get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You eat sushi more than once a week
[] You love listening to techno
Total = 2
Polish
[X] Your parents let you drink
[] You know what a pizda is
[] Youv'e had Pierogi's
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[] People randomly call you their best friend
[] You have made/know what pisanki are
[X] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total =1
Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total = 4
African American
[] You say nigga casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] YOU LIKE CHICKEN.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[] You smoke(d) newports
Total = 3
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x]You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[]You're over 5'10".
Total = 2
Canadian
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
[]You play/ played hockey or watch it.
Total = 2
French
[] You like french toast
[]You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[X] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 3
American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians
[X] You've been to more then 5 states
[X] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortions
[] But Love the death penalty
[] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart
Total = 0
American Hick
[] You love nascar
[]You carry a knife on you at all times
[] You dont/can't read
[] You love to go hunting
[]You support President Bush
[] You listen to country music
[] You hate yankees
[] You want the confederacy back
[] You love football
[] You have a southern accent
Total= 0
...and, despite a little hard thinking, I still remembered how to do a cut :)