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Went out to Buck's last night with ma boyz Rock and Darrin. Drank a couple silos of Colt45 Double Malt and I was GONE. I had NO idea that shit was so potent...lol. Anyway...ran into Kelly, a friend of mine that I met when I was going to therapy for my back from my car accident last year in August. She was doin' great as always and still working at Hagen Chiropractic. Think we're going to get together sometime and go do some dancing. She's quite a good dancer. Dances for the Sioux Falls Storm football team. She's not with her asshole boyfriend anymore, which is a good thing. He always was fuckin' with her head one way or the other. It was partly her own fault. Guess love does some crazy shit.
I just don't understand how women can sit and bitch about their man and how they treat them like shit and wish they could find "prince charming". Then when the right guy DOES come around, they blow them off and stay with the asshole. Kinda hypocritical or whatever if ya ask me. Oh well...always have had a hard time figuring out women. Reminds me of a joke I heard one time.
A man comes acrossed a majical lamp. After rubbing the lamp a genie pops out. The genie looks at him and says, "I am the genie of the lamp. For freeing me, you get three wishes." He asked the man what he'd like to have for the first wish. The man thinks for a second and states that he always wanted to own a Bentley. And POOF, there was his very own Bentley.
The genie then asks him what his second wish will be. The man pauses and states that he wanted to be a millionaire and POOF...a large pile of cash shows up before his eyes.
The genie then states, "What will your last wish be master?" and the man states....I always wanted there to be a bridge built from California to Hawaii, so he could drive the whole way instead of flying all the way there. The genie replies, "Wow!!! That's a very large wish, I'm not sure if I'd be able to pull that one off. Is there another wish you'd like??" The man says, "Why yes there is!! I've always wished I could figure out what women want." And the genie quickly interrupts...."Would you like that bridge four or six lanes???" :oD
I just don't understand how women can sit and bitch about their man and how they treat them like shit and wish they could find "prince charming". Then when the right guy DOES come around, they blow them off and stay with the asshole. Kinda hypocritical or whatever if ya ask me. Oh well...always have had a hard time figuring out women. Reminds me of a joke I heard one time.
A man comes acrossed a majical lamp. After rubbing the lamp a genie pops out. The genie looks at him and says, "I am the genie of the lamp. For freeing me, you get three wishes." He asked the man what he'd like to have for the first wish. The man thinks for a second and states that he always wanted to own a Bentley. And POOF, there was his very own Bentley.
The genie then asks him what his second wish will be. The man pauses and states that he wanted to be a millionaire and POOF...a large pile of cash shows up before his eyes.
The genie then states, "What will your last wish be master?" and the man states....I always wanted there to be a bridge built from California to Hawaii, so he could drive the whole way instead of flying all the way there. The genie replies, "Wow!!! That's a very large wish, I'm not sure if I'd be able to pull that one off. Is there another wish you'd like??" The man says, "Why yes there is!! I've always wished I could figure out what women want." And the genie quickly interrupts...."Would you like that bridge four or six lanes???" :oD