Mmm...Woodbridge Ferris...
I am told the last time I updated this LJ of mine was 11 weeks ago. By far too long for Matt to handle; I forget to update this until he reminds me. Which I promise I must update more often. I have plenty of good stories to type out...I'm sure they would keep you quite entertained.
So.
I will write a story about the highlight of my college career so far. Well, the fact that I was drunk made it so much better and probably much more hilarious than it really is. But still. It's good. I hope you enjoy.
It's Halloween. Everyone is hearing about this club Odyssey and the huge Halloween party that we're going to attend there. We usually go to the club RiverRock, but we decided to change it up. After all, you needed a TICKET to get into Odyssey and that just made it all the more enticing. So we got our tickets a few days in advance for $7 each. Fabulous!
Now, the group that I went with there are Rachel, Brittany, Ben (Rachel's boyfriend, and Jamie. We were going to meet Josiah and a few others at Odyssey later on that night.
The costumes are as follows:
Jamie = slutty nun
Brittany = pirate
Rachel = Marilyn Monroe
Ben = JFK
Me = Tooth Fairy (wings, crown, wand, poofy dress, sparkly corset, wand, and all...)
We pre-gamed in Brittany's room. DEE-LISH! We had Josiah come over (haha, come) and drink w/ us. Well. Me and Brittany made a suicide of all our booze. (believe me, worst stuff on this earth) And Brittany decided putting milk in it would help neutralize the potency. Well, that was a mistake. When the milk hit the liquor, it curdled. It was gross. But we drank it.
Don't do that.
Ever.
Now that you got that figured out. We took a taxi and stopped at McDonald's and got some food. By this time, me and Brittany were fairly trashed. And Ben was, too. Rachel was buzzed and Jamie was sober. Ben ordered a parfait, thinking it was ice cream. And when he found out it was yogurt, he spazzed. "What is this?! I thought that it would have chocolate and nuts! Not fruit shit." And he complained about this the rest of the ride to Odyssey.
We get there, to a fairly empty club. We were bored and didn't feel like waiting around any longer at the dorm. Brittany and I snuck in my flask full of Black Velvet. You know you want some, because it's delicious. *cough* She hid it in her boobs b/c mine were falling out of my corset as it was. It wasn't possible for me to hide anything there this time.
Sure enough, we realized (even drunk) that we were the only white people there. Picture me. I'm white. QUITE white. (Rachel's whiter) And I'm in a fricken TOOTH FAIRY costume.
We left after a few hours. It was boring, yet mildly entertaining. Ben was drunk drunk drunk, which made me and Brittany laugh very hard. Me and Brittany downed the flask as we made each other giggle LOTS.
Jamie was hating it the entire time, so after 1:00 am she convinced us to go. We didn't wanna hear her complain any longer. So we left. Sure enough, ten minutes BEFORE our other part of the group went there. And they kept calling me to see where I was. But of course, I wasn't there. WE LEFT! And it just wasn't good for them. haha.
Well, we somehow needed to drive Brittany's truck back to the dorms. And Rachel was sober by this time and said she'd drive. Only problem is IS that there are only room for 3 people in Brittany's truck.
In our drunkenness, me and Brittany volunteer to lay down in the back of her truck. She has a topper on the bed of the truck, but not the topper where you can sit up, just the COVER. So you HAVE to lay down. There's no choice. So we do. They close up the tailgate. And we're off!
After a couple minutes driving on the highway, and me and Brittany laughing very hard, making sure we don't slide out somehow, we hear a...
BOOOOOOOM!
The tailgate fucking FLEW open. Mind you, me and Brittany are in the BACK still...on the damn highway.
We're screaming...laughing...screaming...crying...laughing...laughing...and screaming some more.
We kicked the truck.
I tried calling Jamie and Rachel, but they didn't have their phones. So Brittany is trying to give me Ben's number, but kept giving me the wrong one. So I was calling these people screaming I AM IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! HELP!
Haha.
We stop. The truck turns off. Safety!
We fly out from the back of the truck and Rachel sees us and starts cracking up.
It was funny to see a tooth fairy and pirate just pop out of nowhere.
"How'd you guys get out?!"
THE FUCKING TAILGATE FLEW OPEN DOWN THE HIGHWAY!
They start laughing and we're wondering why they didn't pull over. They couldn't hear us at all.
I'm sure we alerted people, though.
WE SCREAMED.
The entire way.
And that is SOME ways away from the dorm to where we originally were.
Brittany had the wonderful idea of saying something ridiculous after I asked if the cops came behind, what to do...
"Well, that's okay! If cops came, we could pretend to be dead bodies."
Yeah. Like that'd make them NOT pull us over even more.
Well. We decided to keep the night rolling in Brittany's room. Just me and Brittany. Well, then Josiah.
We drank the rest of the Black Velvet...all of us quite trashed. We ended up somehow having Josiah lay down on me and Brittany for warmth. (I just remembered this) I don't know why. We were all fitting on one bed. Then me and Josiah went on the top bunk and cuddled.
Then we got to slapping his face. He wanted us to slap him hard; and we were playfully doing it. So I really slapped him hard. haha. And that only made the night more exciting, if you know what I mean.
Then he was going to leave, but he ended up sleeping w/ me on the top bunk and Brittany lay on the bottom.
She didn't want to move all night b/c she didn't know what was going on up w/ us. haha. Good times.
I woke up sometime in the night and me and Brittany lay awake talking. I think I see the sun rising and I say "BRITTANY! The sun's coming up!" She gets up all excited saying "Let's go watch the sunrise!" She looks out the window and stares me down. "That's the light, you asshole."
What a great night.
And only more stories to tell...
I promise they're all fabulous!
Cheerio.
So.
I will write a story about the highlight of my college career so far. Well, the fact that I was drunk made it so much better and probably much more hilarious than it really is. But still. It's good. I hope you enjoy.
It's Halloween. Everyone is hearing about this club Odyssey and the huge Halloween party that we're going to attend there. We usually go to the club RiverRock, but we decided to change it up. After all, you needed a TICKET to get into Odyssey and that just made it all the more enticing. So we got our tickets a few days in advance for $7 each. Fabulous!
Now, the group that I went with there are Rachel, Brittany, Ben (Rachel's boyfriend, and Jamie. We were going to meet Josiah and a few others at Odyssey later on that night.
The costumes are as follows:
Jamie = slutty nun
Brittany = pirate
Rachel = Marilyn Monroe
Ben = JFK
Me = Tooth Fairy (wings, crown, wand, poofy dress, sparkly corset, wand, and all...)
We pre-gamed in Brittany's room. DEE-LISH! We had Josiah come over (haha, come) and drink w/ us. Well. Me and Brittany made a suicide of all our booze. (believe me, worst stuff on this earth) And Brittany decided putting milk in it would help neutralize the potency. Well, that was a mistake. When the milk hit the liquor, it curdled. It was gross. But we drank it.
Don't do that.
Ever.
Now that you got that figured out. We took a taxi and stopped at McDonald's and got some food. By this time, me and Brittany were fairly trashed. And Ben was, too. Rachel was buzzed and Jamie was sober. Ben ordered a parfait, thinking it was ice cream. And when he found out it was yogurt, he spazzed. "What is this?! I thought that it would have chocolate and nuts! Not fruit shit." And he complained about this the rest of the ride to Odyssey.
We get there, to a fairly empty club. We were bored and didn't feel like waiting around any longer at the dorm. Brittany and I snuck in my flask full of Black Velvet. You know you want some, because it's delicious. *cough* She hid it in her boobs b/c mine were falling out of my corset as it was. It wasn't possible for me to hide anything there this time.
Sure enough, we realized (even drunk) that we were the only white people there. Picture me. I'm white. QUITE white. (Rachel's whiter) And I'm in a fricken TOOTH FAIRY costume.
We left after a few hours. It was boring, yet mildly entertaining. Ben was drunk drunk drunk, which made me and Brittany laugh very hard. Me and Brittany downed the flask as we made each other giggle LOTS.
Jamie was hating it the entire time, so after 1:00 am she convinced us to go. We didn't wanna hear her complain any longer. So we left. Sure enough, ten minutes BEFORE our other part of the group went there. And they kept calling me to see where I was. But of course, I wasn't there. WE LEFT! And it just wasn't good for them. haha.
Well, we somehow needed to drive Brittany's truck back to the dorms. And Rachel was sober by this time and said she'd drive. Only problem is IS that there are only room for 3 people in Brittany's truck.
In our drunkenness, me and Brittany volunteer to lay down in the back of her truck. She has a topper on the bed of the truck, but not the topper where you can sit up, just the COVER. So you HAVE to lay down. There's no choice. So we do. They close up the tailgate. And we're off!
After a couple minutes driving on the highway, and me and Brittany laughing very hard, making sure we don't slide out somehow, we hear a...
BOOOOOOOM!
The tailgate fucking FLEW open. Mind you, me and Brittany are in the BACK still...on the damn highway.
We're screaming...laughing...screaming...crying...laughing...laughing...and screaming some more.
We kicked the truck.
I tried calling Jamie and Rachel, but they didn't have their phones. So Brittany is trying to give me Ben's number, but kept giving me the wrong one. So I was calling these people screaming I AM IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! HELP!
Haha.
We stop. The truck turns off. Safety!
We fly out from the back of the truck and Rachel sees us and starts cracking up.
It was funny to see a tooth fairy and pirate just pop out of nowhere.
"How'd you guys get out?!"
THE FUCKING TAILGATE FLEW OPEN DOWN THE HIGHWAY!
They start laughing and we're wondering why they didn't pull over. They couldn't hear us at all.
I'm sure we alerted people, though.
WE SCREAMED.
The entire way.
And that is SOME ways away from the dorm to where we originally were.
Brittany had the wonderful idea of saying something ridiculous after I asked if the cops came behind, what to do...
"Well, that's okay! If cops came, we could pretend to be dead bodies."
Yeah. Like that'd make them NOT pull us over even more.
Well. We decided to keep the night rolling in Brittany's room. Just me and Brittany. Well, then Josiah.
We drank the rest of the Black Velvet...all of us quite trashed. We ended up somehow having Josiah lay down on me and Brittany for warmth. (I just remembered this) I don't know why. We were all fitting on one bed. Then me and Josiah went on the top bunk and cuddled.
Then we got to slapping his face. He wanted us to slap him hard; and we were playfully doing it. So I really slapped him hard. haha. And that only made the night more exciting, if you know what I mean.
Then he was going to leave, but he ended up sleeping w/ me on the top bunk and Brittany lay on the bottom.
She didn't want to move all night b/c she didn't know what was going on up w/ us. haha. Good times.
I woke up sometime in the night and me and Brittany lay awake talking. I think I see the sun rising and I say "BRITTANY! The sun's coming up!" She gets up all excited saying "Let's go watch the sunrise!" She looks out the window and stares me down. "That's the light, you asshole."
What a great night.
And only more stories to tell...
I promise they're all fabulous!
Cheerio.