Hey
How Bout A Happy Poem.
There Once Was A Frog,
He Was Green,
He Loved To Gamble,
Was Terribly Mean,
Tried Cheating In A Casino,
And He Was Spotted,
Afraid Of Being Caught,
His Stomach Knotted,
Cashed In His Tokens,
He Won At The Table,
Tried To Leave,
But Wasn't Able,
As He Walked,
They Crept On,
Two Feet From The Door,
He Was Stepped On.
Aww Poor Frog, Not As Happy, As I'd Hoped.
Moral To The Story: Play The Slot Machines, And Take No Shit From Those Old Weekender Seniors, They Don't Fuckin Own The Damn Casino,Tell Them To Get Their Own Damn Machine, Because You Don't Give A Shit That That's Their Lucky Machine, Their Name's Not On It, Tell'em Fuck Off Or You'll Call Security.
There Once Was A Frog,
He Was Green,
He Loved To Gamble,
Was Terribly Mean,
Tried Cheating In A Casino,
And He Was Spotted,
Afraid Of Being Caught,
His Stomach Knotted,
Cashed In His Tokens,
He Won At The Table,
Tried To Leave,
But Wasn't Able,
As He Walked,
They Crept On,
Two Feet From The Door,
He Was Stepped On.
Aww Poor Frog, Not As Happy, As I'd Hoped.
Moral To The Story: Play The Slot Machines, And Take No Shit From Those Old Weekender Seniors, They Don't Fuckin Own The Damn Casino,Tell Them To Get Their Own Damn Machine, Because You Don't Give A Shit That That's Their Lucky Machine, Their Name's Not On It, Tell'em Fuck Off Or You'll Call Security.