ARE YOU EDIBLE?
THE NUMBER ONE INDICATION THAT SAYS YOU DO NOT EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT YOUR THINGS:
YOU FIND MUSHROOMS IN/ON THEM
I found full-grown mushrooms on my clothes in the roppasusha (dirty-clothes-container, and yeah, it's a snazzy Spanish term I recently picked up). Seriously. What I initially mistook for buttons were actually mushrooms.
I end my entry here because words failed me.
And I must try checking out the shrooms if they are in any way edible, or indicative of a space virus capable of rendering all humanity sterile in as quick as two seconds.
YOU FIND MUSHROOMS IN/ON THEM
I found full-grown mushrooms on my clothes in the roppasusha (dirty-clothes-container, and yeah, it's a snazzy Spanish term I recently picked up). Seriously. What I initially mistook for buttons were actually mushrooms.
I end my entry here because words failed me.
And I must try checking out the shrooms if they are in any way edible, or indicative of a space virus capable of rendering all humanity sterile in as quick as two seconds.