Meme of dooooom!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (It's not fair)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch a lot of fansubs though)
✓ I own lots of books. (I need to get rid of them, they're crap.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I want a DS!.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Ahahahaha!)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Five more days!)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I'm one of the few guys I know whose had a stalker)
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I don't remember but it's likely)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Depends on my blood sugar)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I'd be hyper more often if my blood sugar was stabilized, it's my natural state)
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. ()
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (The default is teh blow)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm a tequila guy)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Also the girls lose their sense of shame)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Even though they're idiots)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Animal, vegatable, or mineral?)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Eh doesn't matter as long as it's somewhat close.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Pssh)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (It isn't bad, but I'll withhold judgement until I've been there for more than two weeks.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Must become the better Tim)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Also fallen)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (My cube is 7x8')
× I went to college out of state. (I was chained to the state college by golden cuffs)
× I am adopted. (I'm an accident!)
× I am a pyro. (Eh I have to be in the mood)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Wow this is the most emo question here)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Not actually bad people, but often bad situations)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I guess since this is my only one)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (If you ask me questions, I'll respond)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Ugh that class was awfull)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Mmmm coke)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I'm just not that angry of a person, and death is so permanent)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (God I hate useless nicknacks)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I need to try more wine)
× I'm an artist. (I'm artistically constipated)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (All my stuffed animals are on the shelf)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Clothes are nice)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I'm kinda stiff, need to stretch more)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I'm greedy and want it all)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Being independently wealthy sounds nice)
× I smoke. (Bleck)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Considering I work in IS, I would have to spend a lot of time at the computer to be overdoing it.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I had to think about this, but I really think it's true)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I have more relevant things to spend my feats on)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like women in women's suits...this question needs an example...)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Hey look, a castle!)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (AKA "Let's get naked")
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (It'd be nice though)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (My friends suck! Or maybe I just need a live in girlfriend)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (=()
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I really need acknowledgement)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've also written it in 30 minutes sitting in the bathroom before class. I got an A on that, it was awesome.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals and people are often equally annoying.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I just never got rid of them, mmm mario)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Yay volleyball!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I'll have to try that)
× I am compulsively honest. (Ha.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (It was only about one dozen)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I'd probably die if the latter happened)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (It ain't so bad)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I don't think it's the best idea, but whatever)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Ugh.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It was only about a year, I only had a light dose of the sickness)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (O.o)
× I have a custom-built computer. (Arg I need money)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (And brunettes, and blondes....)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I disagree that fun and intellectual can't mix, though people on both sides would disagree)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (God I was a retard)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (More like 7)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (It's hard for me to be happy with what I've done, I'm more likely to be happy with where I'm going.)
× I need more time to myself. (I'm lonely!)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Pirate before you buy!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (It's not to freak people out...it's just the way I am.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Probably one of the few fun things about high school.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's not so bad though)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (It's not fair)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch a lot of fansubs though)
✓ I own lots of books. (I need to get rid of them, they're crap.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I want a DS!.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Ahahahaha!)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Five more days!)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I'm one of the few guys I know whose had a stalker)
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I don't remember but it's likely)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Depends on my blood sugar)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I'd be hyper more often if my blood sugar was stabilized, it's my natural state)
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. ()
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (The default is teh blow)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm a tequila guy)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Also the girls lose their sense of shame)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Even though they're idiots)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Animal, vegatable, or mineral?)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Eh doesn't matter as long as it's somewhat close.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Pssh)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (It isn't bad, but I'll withhold judgement until I've been there for more than two weeks.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Must become the better Tim)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Also fallen)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (My cube is 7x8')
× I went to college out of state. (I was chained to the state college by golden cuffs)
× I am adopted. (I'm an accident!)
× I am a pyro. (Eh I have to be in the mood)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Wow this is the most emo question here)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Not actually bad people, but often bad situations)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I guess since this is my only one)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (If you ask me questions, I'll respond)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Ugh that class was awfull)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Mmmm coke)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I'm just not that angry of a person, and death is so permanent)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (God I hate useless nicknacks)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I need to try more wine)
× I'm an artist. (I'm artistically constipated)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (All my stuffed animals are on the shelf)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Clothes are nice)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I'm kinda stiff, need to stretch more)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I'm greedy and want it all)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Being independently wealthy sounds nice)
× I smoke. (Bleck)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Considering I work in IS, I would have to spend a lot of time at the computer to be overdoing it.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I had to think about this, but I really think it's true)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I have more relevant things to spend my feats on)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like women in women's suits...this question needs an example...)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Hey look, a castle!)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (AKA "Let's get naked")
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (It'd be nice though)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (My friends suck! Or maybe I just need a live in girlfriend)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (=()
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I really need acknowledgement)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've also written it in 30 minutes sitting in the bathroom before class. I got an A on that, it was awesome.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Animals and people are often equally annoying.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I just never got rid of them, mmm mario)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Yay volleyball!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I'll have to try that)
× I am compulsively honest. (Ha.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (It was only about one dozen)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I'd probably die if the latter happened)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (It ain't so bad)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I don't think it's the best idea, but whatever)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Ugh.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It was only about a year, I only had a light dose of the sickness)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (O.o)
× I have a custom-built computer. (Arg I need money)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (And brunettes, and blondes....)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I disagree that fun and intellectual can't mix, though people on both sides would disagree)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (God I was a retard)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (More like 7)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (It's hard for me to be happy with what I've done, I'm more likely to be happy with where I'm going.)
× I need more time to myself. (I'm lonely!)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Pirate before you buy!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (It's not to freak people out...it's just the way I am.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Probably one of the few fun things about high school.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's not so bad though)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.