[Video/Phone Call]

[warkitoff]

[First, a phone call for a certain reckless bunnygirl.]

[Later, Bartz is grinning and waving at the screen. Any uncertainty from his last post is gone, replaced with the cheerful enthusiasm that's so normal for him.]So guys, anyone up for a trip to the library? Gonna need a summoner. Or a strong mage, at the very least. The bookshelves don't scare

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[whiteblessing]

[Ritz raises an eyebrow.] Why would you need a summoner or a mage in a library?

[video]

[warkitoff]

How else are you supposed to scare the furniture?

[...this probably creates more questions than it answers.]

[video]

[whiteblessing]

[Pretty much. Ritz just sighs, shaking her head in disbelief.]

Furniture doesn't have feelings. Why would even need to scare it in the first place?

[video]

[warkitoff]

It's the only way to get it to behave.

[video]

[whiteblessing]

And so begs the question... why? Is it even alive?

[She humours him, mostly because it also doesn't make any sense to go and scare something to make it behave.] Scaring something won't make something behave. It's more likely to make it upset.

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[warkitoff]

Dunno. If it's not, it's pretty good at causing trouble considering.

See, that just proves you've never dealt with bookshelves before. They don't understand reason. Because they don't have brains. Just wood and nails.

[video]

[whiteblessing]

[Ritz shakes her head, exasperated.] Right. Okay. So you're - or this hypothetical mage is - going to scare the furniture, make it behave, and then... what, exactly?