[H/W - Unbeknownst Video ]
[The video opens with a certain pilot sleeping away, leaned up against a water fountain with rather colorful display behind. Oh, and a few moogles hovering around him in an almost vain attempt to awake him from a previously drunken stupor.]
He's not waking up, kupo... [One covers its mouth in worry.]
[Another shakes its head.] And he smells like a bar!
[One final other, with little paws on it's hips, sighs;] Try waking him up again, kupo!
[Cid's cheek gets poked and he flinches with a little grumble, swatting a hand at nothing.] Nngh... goddamn... bugs...
.... Again, kupo. [The pilot then gets his hair sharply tugged and he snaps to alert, that idly swatting hand suddenly moving with reason; sending a moogle to fly off-screen and hit the ground with a small noise.]
H-holy shi-you alright? [He moves to sit up more, wavering and leaning over to the floating again creature.]
Just fine, kupo! [Then, the three moogles all start to fly off, the one that was hit pointing to the screen.] This is your new phone!
[The voices start to fade off.] Welcome to Gaia! Take care!
Goodbye, kupo~!
.... "Welcome ta Gaia"? ... No shit. Where the hell else would I be? [Cid flops back down to light a cigarette, looking around suspiciously. ] Though I dunno where the hell this place is, [He starts getting up, taking a long drag and reaching for his new phone.] Pretty sure I was home in bed when I passed out. [Came the sigh and puff of smoke as he closed his phone, the transmission ending.]
He's not waking up, kupo... [One covers its mouth in worry.]
[Another shakes its head.] And he smells like a bar!
[One final other, with little paws on it's hips, sighs;] Try waking him up again, kupo!
[Cid's cheek gets poked and he flinches with a little grumble, swatting a hand at nothing.] Nngh... goddamn... bugs...
.... Again, kupo. [The pilot then gets his hair sharply tugged and he snaps to alert, that idly swatting hand suddenly moving with reason; sending a moogle to fly off-screen and hit the ground with a small noise.]
H-holy shi-you alright? [He moves to sit up more, wavering and leaning over to the floating again creature.]
Just fine, kupo! [Then, the three moogles all start to fly off, the one that was hit pointing to the screen.] This is your new phone!
[The voices start to fade off.] Welcome to Gaia! Take care!
Goodbye, kupo~!
.... "Welcome ta Gaia"? ... No shit. Where the hell else would I be? [Cid flops back down to light a cigarette, looking around suspiciously. ] Though I dunno where the hell this place is, [He starts getting up, taking a long drag and reaching for his new phone.] Pretty sure I was home in bed when I passed out. [Came the sigh and puff of smoke as he closed his phone, the transmission ending.]