[ANON TEXT; Locked from Baddies and... Firion?!]
[The message is posted anonymously to the network - don't ask how, it just is. The number is completely unfamiliar - to protect those posting it from certain death - but the message is anything but ambiguous.]
LADIES!
Do you like romance? Do you like nice guys who always try to do the best for everyone? Then we've got the man for you! He's kind of shy, so he'd never ask you out himself, but he's got a lot of heat under that bandana of his! He likes roses, and long walks on the beach, and roses, and... weapons! And we're pretty sure he likes boobs, or at least he stammers a lot when they're brought up.
If you wanna be the lucky girl who gets to take this guy on his first date, leave your name and Sky Phone number here! Don't worry, it's locked down so no one else can see! We promise it's gonna be an experience to remember!
LADIES!
Do you like romance? Do you like nice guys who always try to do the best for everyone? Then we've got the man for you! He's kind of shy, so he'd never ask you out himself, but he's got a lot of heat under that bandana of his! He likes roses, and long walks on the beach, and roses, and... weapons! And we're pretty sure he likes boobs, or at least he stammers a lot when they're brought up.
If you wanna be the lucky girl who gets to take this guy on his first date, leave your name and Sky Phone number here! Don't worry, it's locked down so no one else can see! We promise it's gonna be an experience to remember!