[Video] That's What You Get

[twistedjudge]

[The video snaps on to one of the earth- and root-bridges in Guadosalam, specifically the one leading down from the Farplane. There's a couple of quiet noises as the video focuses on a long, red, oddly constructed spear, with the points folded back on itself, dropped carelessly across the path and that a couple moogles are stepping over with

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[fulminous]

It's about damn time you came back.

[twistedjudge]

[Fang's on her feet and working out a crick in her neck when she hears Light - and she's looking around, not down, for the voice.] You know, Light, something tells me Sazh's piloting skills aren't as crack as he claims. Where are you?

[fulminous]

[ She can totally see right up your skirt, Fang. ] I'm down here. Where are you?

[twistedjudge]

[Enjoying the view? The moogle with the Sky Phone reaches up to tug on a piece of the sari within its grasp, making Fang turn quickly to the tiny thing with a... non-familiar look on her face. She doesn't recognize the creature, nor the machine.]

...Light... what in the hell are you talkin' about, you're not a damn puppet.

[Yes, she's thinking Light's meaning she's the moogle.]

[fulminous]

[ There's a sigh-- she doesn't remember anything. That's fantastic. ] I'm not the moogle. I'm on my Skyphone and I'll bet he's trying to hand it to you.

[twistedjudge]

[And Light is proved more than right as the moogle lets out an emphatic Yes! and pushes the device at her. For a moment all it shows is Fang's knee, then is raises to a more appropriate height for Fang to peer into the screen.]

So this thing's a Sky Phone, eh? Not exactly a fancy little gadget, is it?

[fulminous]

[ Have another eye roll. ] We're not exactly on Cocoon, here.

[twistedjudge]

I think I figured that out on my own. Not even on your weird homeland would I think to find a place like this.

[Fang's fingers are moving over the buttons - a little too well for a newcomer, actually. It's like she unconsciously remembers what to do with the machine.]

[fulminous]

[ The motion doesn't go by Lightning's notice. Her eyes narrow. ] And if I told you you'd been here before, what then?

[twistedjudge]

I'd say old Barthandelus got in a good shock to your head before we sent him back to Cocoon.

[Still, the phone is soon displaying a map - with no help from the moogle. Even though Fang's pretty good with electronics, that's a bit spectacular from a newcomer.]

[fulminous]

Uh-huh. Vanille's coming for you, right? Both of you get back to Luca. Tifa's not doing well, she could use her friends. [ Yeah, Lighting doesn't believe you don't remember, Fang. ]

[twistedjudge]

[Well she doesn't. For now, that is.]

I don't know who this "Tifa" person you're talking about is, unless it's one of Snow's group.

[fulminous]

Just get here.

[twistedjudge]

You better hope Vanille knows where "here" is, because I'm entirely lost.