[Irvine System ??? - Audio]

[ladiesmanirvine]

[Audio cuts to the sounds of women shrieking and some of them giggling flirtatiously. Also the sounds of a yelling man can be heard in the background]

DAMN IT I PAID FOR THIS SPECIAL SHOW! GET OUT! GETOUTGETOUT! GET! OUT!

[Sounds of footsteps are running away, as the women's voices fade. Footsteps stop and start up again, now the women's voices are

Comments

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[shurikenfemale]

Need some help there, cowboy?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

Now, I know I've seen and heard your voice before...

[Holds hand up] Wait don't tell me...

Cissnei was it?

[video]

[shurikenfemale]

Last I checked, yeah.

[Just like Zack, getting into unwarranted trouble.]

You haven't stolen anything precious have you?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

Just these ladies breaths...

But that can't be helped, I have that presence when I walk into the room.

[video]

[shurikenfemale]

[Cissnei rolls her eyes. Why do I always wind up talking to guys like this?]

Next thing you're going to tell me is that you're a gift to women everywhere, right?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

No, no...far from it...

If anything every woman who would even look at me is a gift to me. A diamond so flawless and perfect, that I can't keep myself away.

[video]

[shurikenfemale]

[Cissnei can't decide if she wants to laugh or give him a look. Instead, she does what she does best: poker face.]

If only all men were as wise as you.

[Though there is some truth behind her comment. Some.]

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

I'm not wise...just a cowboy who knows that you have to treat a lady right. S'all there is to it.

[video]

[shurikenfemale]

Still a whole lot wiser than most.

So how did you get yourself into this predicament, anyway?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

[Looks around] To tell you the truth I haven't the faintest idea.

[video]

[shurikenfemale]

I'm not entirely surprised. Just don't hit yourself on the way out.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine]

I think I've got it covered...my ass is padded for such an thing