Haikus!
Username: arivess
Class: Thief
Summary: Um. A haiku for each game. Bored Ari was bored?
Games: ALL OF THEM. *SOBS* HAVE FUN TAGGING. ;_; FF1-14, After Years, Advent Children, Before Crisis, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, X-2, a whole bunch for 11's whole bunch of expansions but I think they can all go under 11, Revenant Wings, XIII-2, Type 0, Tactics, TA, TA2, Vagrant Story, Crystal Chronicles, CC: Ring of Fates, CC: Echoes of Time, CC: Crystal Bearers, CC: My Life as a King, CC: My Life as a Darklord, Dissidia, 012, 4 Heroes of Light. *takes a breath*
Word count: 510 in 41 haikus (does not include titles)
Rating/warnings: Fairly minor spoilers for IV, X, XI, Crystal Bearers, and Dissidia 012. And, uh. They're not very serious or very good. I apologize if I insult anyone. XD;
FFI.
“I will knock you down”
He said as he met his doom
By pointy helmet
FFII.
Follow the wild rose!
Except no one knows what kind
Of flower it is
FFIII.
My arch-nemesis
Is a naked woman with…
WHAT? …I hate my life
FFIV.
Little girl is boom!
Dark knight defeats helmet hair!
Yes, the moon, really
FFIV: TAY.
All of our masked guys
Felt jealous of Cecil’s hair
Now they’re shiny too
FFV.
Look, a giant tree
Beaten by old dude and kids
Almost ate the world
FFVI.
Magic girl fights clown
General sings opera
The whole world goes boom
FFVII.
The world is at risk
From a guy who wants mommy
Who thought this deal up?
FFVII: AC.
Look a costume change!
Got distracted by pretty.
What was it about?
FFVII: BC.
Only in Japan
Why won’t they bring it over?
‘Cause our cellphones suck
FFVII: CC.
Hefting giant swords
Flapping around on one wing
They go in circles
FFVII: DoC.
Pew pew pew so weak
Why do I need a strength stat
For shooting handguns?
FFVIII.
Who has time for this
Saving the world business when
We’re busy playing cards?
FFIX.
Thief protagonist
Acquires oodles of loot
Wait, is that a thong?
FFX.
Young, friendly sports ace
Isn’t he such a nice dream?
No, literally!
FFX-2.
Cutting weird-shaped holes
In random spots on people
Is how we design
FFXI.
Too many stories
How to summarize them all?
Odin owns the world
FFXI: Nations.
Shadow Lord rises
Though not so scary as a
Naked galka
FFXI: RotZ.
Why are you surprised?
Of course our duke’s an alien
What can go wrong now?
FFXI: CoP.
FF Tradition:
Taking down a god or two
With little girls’ help
FFXI: ToAU.
Pirate ship! Treasure!
Ancient civilization!
Fun! Excitement! Death!
FFXI: WotG.
Travel back through time
War is not a good time for
Dancing, or is it?
FFXII.
Balthier is pretty!
I don’t know anything else
About this game, so…
FFXII: RW.
Traveling ‘cross the sky
Winged people, gods, etc
And their emotions
FFXIII.
Pastries, vanilla,
Snowcones, roasted birds - that’s what
This game makes me think
FFXIII-2.
Retarded moogles!
New characters and frail damsels!
Just give us Lightning
Type 0.
More excited now
Is that a tonberry in
A school uniform?
FFXIV.
Being a hero
Is easy - just throw stones while
Hoisting fishing rods
FFT.
Knights and princesses
In political intrigue
Depressing story
FFTA.
Travel through a book
Into a video game realm
Saved by a moogle
FFTA2.
Stuck in fantasy
Silly kid wants to go home
To meet a curfew
VS.
Mansions and dragons
No one told me there would be
So many zombies
FFCC.
Multiplayer games
Try to make you get more friends
…I like my moogles
FFCC: RoF.
I get four people!
To my NPC buddies:
Stop jumping in traps
FFCC: EoT.
I can play online!
Trying to platform with lag
I keep falling off
FFCC: CB.
Magical powers
Are everywhere you look
I thought they were rare?
FFCC: MLaaK.
Go forth my people!
Go adventure without me!
Just bring back treasure
FFCC: MLaaD.
Tonberry minions!
Beating up adventurers!
What can be better?
Dissidia.
Fighting games are in
Final Fantasy Smash Bros.
What is this (non)-plot?
Dissidia 012.
Look, more girls this time!
Why is Lightning so special?
Oh Kain, what the fuck?
4HL.
Gotta save the world
There’s always a catch when you
Rescue a princess
Class: Thief
Summary: Um. A haiku for each game. Bored Ari was bored?
Games: ALL OF THEM. *SOBS* HAVE FUN TAGGING. ;_; FF1-14, After Years, Advent Children, Before Crisis, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, X-2, a whole bunch for 11's whole bunch of expansions but I think they can all go under 11, Revenant Wings, XIII-2, Type 0, Tactics, TA, TA2, Vagrant Story, Crystal Chronicles, CC: Ring of Fates, CC: Echoes of Time, CC: Crystal Bearers, CC: My Life as a King, CC: My Life as a Darklord, Dissidia, 012, 4 Heroes of Light. *takes a breath*
Word count: 510 in 41 haikus (does not include titles)
Rating/warnings: Fairly minor spoilers for IV, X, XI, Crystal Bearers, and Dissidia 012. And, uh. They're not very serious or very good. I apologize if I insult anyone. XD;
FFI.
“I will knock you down”
He said as he met his doom
By pointy helmet
FFII.
Follow the wild rose!
Except no one knows what kind
Of flower it is
FFIII.
My arch-nemesis
Is a naked woman with…
WHAT? …I hate my life
FFIV.
Little girl is boom!
Dark knight defeats helmet hair!
Yes, the moon, really
FFIV: TAY.
All of our masked guys
Felt jealous of Cecil’s hair
Now they’re shiny too
FFV.
Look, a giant tree
Beaten by old dude and kids
Almost ate the world
FFVI.
Magic girl fights clown
General sings opera
The whole world goes boom
FFVII.
The world is at risk
From a guy who wants mommy
Who thought this deal up?
FFVII: AC.
Look a costume change!
Got distracted by pretty.
What was it about?
FFVII: BC.
Only in Japan
Why won’t they bring it over?
‘Cause our cellphones suck
FFVII: CC.
Hefting giant swords
Flapping around on one wing
They go in circles
FFVII: DoC.
Pew pew pew so weak
Why do I need a strength stat
For shooting handguns?
FFVIII.
Who has time for this
Saving the world business when
We’re busy playing cards?
FFIX.
Thief protagonist
Acquires oodles of loot
Wait, is that a thong?
FFX.
Young, friendly sports ace
Isn’t he such a nice dream?
No, literally!
FFX-2.
Cutting weird-shaped holes
In random spots on people
Is how we design
FFXI.
Too many stories
How to summarize them all?
Odin owns the world
FFXI: Nations.
Shadow Lord rises
Though not so scary as a
Naked galka
FFXI: RotZ.
Why are you surprised?
Of course our duke’s an alien
What can go wrong now?
FFXI: CoP.
FF Tradition:
Taking down a god or two
With little girls’ help
FFXI: ToAU.
Pirate ship! Treasure!
Ancient civilization!
Fun! Excitement! Death!
FFXI: WotG.
Travel back through time
War is not a good time for
Dancing, or is it?
FFXII.
Balthier is pretty!
I don’t know anything else
About this game, so…
FFXII: RW.
Traveling ‘cross the sky
Winged people, gods, etc
And their emotions
FFXIII.
Pastries, vanilla,
Snowcones, roasted birds - that’s what
This game makes me think
FFXIII-2.
Retarded moogles!
New characters and frail damsels!
Just give us Lightning
Type 0.
More excited now
Is that a tonberry in
A school uniform?
FFXIV.
Being a hero
Is easy - just throw stones while
Hoisting fishing rods
FFT.
Knights and princesses
In political intrigue
Depressing story
FFTA.
Travel through a book
Into a video game realm
Saved by a moogle
FFTA2.
Stuck in fantasy
Silly kid wants to go home
To meet a curfew
VS.
Mansions and dragons
No one told me there would be
So many zombies
FFCC.
Multiplayer games
Try to make you get more friends
…I like my moogles
FFCC: RoF.
I get four people!
To my NPC buddies:
Stop jumping in traps
FFCC: EoT.
I can play online!
Trying to platform with lag
I keep falling off
FFCC: CB.
Magical powers
Are everywhere you look
I thought they were rare?
FFCC: MLaaK.
Go forth my people!
Go adventure without me!
Just bring back treasure
FFCC: MLaaD.
Tonberry minions!
Beating up adventurers!
What can be better?
Dissidia.
Fighting games are in
Final Fantasy Smash Bros.
What is this (non)-plot?
Dissidia 012.
Look, more girls this time!
Why is Lightning so special?
Oh Kain, what the fuck?
4HL.
Gotta save the world
There’s always a catch when you
Rescue a princess