World Superhero Registry

[moogle1]

Did you guys know about this? And if so, why didn't you tell me? Some friends you are!

You have to see the registry to believe it. Also, the website design is appalling.

Comments

[bastardzero]

Yeah this is kind of a thing. They mostly go around waiting for crime to happen and then they call the police. It's uh, it's really the thought that counts, because when was the last time you were walking down the street and you saw a crime happen?

[moogle1]

I found out about it via a news story, where the interviewer was making fun of the oblivious superhero.

Q. Have you ever fought a criminal?
A. Well, in my previous job, I had to deal with criminals, you know, as a gas station attendant, but I've never run into a criminal in this capacity.
Q. Thanks for your time. [cut back to station] What do you think I'd be called if I were a superhero? I bet I'd be Anchorman!