My wife sent me this

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Adam Perry
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.):
Adaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal):
Blue Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live
on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Robert Surrey
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name,
first 2 letters of your first name): Perad
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and
favorite drink): Red Water
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of
your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your
moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a
siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name):
Drpunbi
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names:)
Clarence Ann
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Jenny
10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 letters of your first name and add
-iqua): Adaiqua

It... doesn't work so well for me.