Sorry in advance,
But you know this is going to happen anyway. It's inevitable.
Like removing a plaster, you gotta do it quickly so we might as well get this over with.
Okay.
Here we go.
Michael Jackson's not really dead. The stress finally got to him and taking inspiration from Elvis Presley, he faked his own death.
With that unpleasantness out of the way, he was never my cup of tea but he was unquestionably good at what he did and it's a pity he lost the plot the way he did.