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I knew i was a nut when the squirrels started staring at me.......
BAH
A letter my sister wrote to my other sister:
Dear Kathleen,
How are you? Since you are coming home soon, I thought I should introduce you to our new major and minor appliances.
We got a new refrigerator, stove, washing machine and toaster oven. The stove is very celebrated. I think it is very majestic, dignified, noble, kingly, famous, widely acclaimed, olympic, lordly, grand, renowned, conspicuous, princely, fabulous, noted, honorable, august, regal, and great. (That took a lot out of me).
Do you want to know what I think of the refrigerator? I think it is rotten, repulsive, dreadful, shameful, hideous, disturbing, obnoxious, odious, rancid, bloody, mangy, gosh-awful, hell-fired, snide, icky, jerk-water, pewy, two-bit, beneath contempt, inharmonious, smutty, to one’s disgust, helluva, reeking, gory, infamous, unclean, antipathetic, unsuited, abhorrent, and frightful.
Now onto the washing machine. The washing machine is a bore, an annoyance, a vexation, disturbed, agitated, grieved, pained, plagued, teased, uneasy, discomposed, care worn, put out, pricked, goaded, chafed, sickened, irked, in a stew, sad, full of misgivings, careworn, “between the devil and the deep blue sea”, in a tizzy, on pins and needles, all in a dither, all hot and bothered, with ants in one’s pants, behind the eight ball, floored, up a tree, up the creek without a paddle, on the anxious seat, o.k..
And finally, here are my thoughts on the toaster oven. It’s ugly, boxy and stupid.
She found the thesaurus...why is everything so bloody strange
BAH
A letter my sister wrote to my other sister:
Dear Kathleen,
How are you? Since you are coming home soon, I thought I should introduce you to our new major and minor appliances.
We got a new refrigerator, stove, washing machine and toaster oven. The stove is very celebrated. I think it is very majestic, dignified, noble, kingly, famous, widely acclaimed, olympic, lordly, grand, renowned, conspicuous, princely, fabulous, noted, honorable, august, regal, and great. (That took a lot out of me).
Do you want to know what I think of the refrigerator? I think it is rotten, repulsive, dreadful, shameful, hideous, disturbing, obnoxious, odious, rancid, bloody, mangy, gosh-awful, hell-fired, snide, icky, jerk-water, pewy, two-bit, beneath contempt, inharmonious, smutty, to one’s disgust, helluva, reeking, gory, infamous, unclean, antipathetic, unsuited, abhorrent, and frightful.
Now onto the washing machine. The washing machine is a bore, an annoyance, a vexation, disturbed, agitated, grieved, pained, plagued, teased, uneasy, discomposed, care worn, put out, pricked, goaded, chafed, sickened, irked, in a stew, sad, full of misgivings, careworn, “between the devil and the deep blue sea”, in a tizzy, on pins and needles, all in a dither, all hot and bothered, with ants in one’s pants, behind the eight ball, floored, up a tree, up the creek without a paddle, on the anxious seat, o.k..
And finally, here are my thoughts on the toaster oven. It’s ugly, boxy and stupid.
She found the thesaurus...why is everything so bloody strange