Patients of the week
It's Official people are weird, or I just work with weird people. OK I work at a hospital doesn't really help me. Anyway this patient comes in looks really normal, dressed nicely. After her exam was completed and we are both waiting for the doctor to complete and sign some papers she says to me "God just spoke to me and told me that money is coming your way don't worry, don't stress out and god heard yur mothers prayers".. which is cool only my mom doesn't pray but whatever, she's probably just really religious, I have no qualms about that. As she's on her way out the door she goes to the secretary and says "god spoke to me and said he will protect your daughter" .... the only problem is she doesn't have a daughter. Maybe she should take her medications and think God is speaking to her.
After another weirdo comes in and is flirting with one of the guys there. We look at her history and she has herpes so we take some precaution. SHe's like tossing her hair and and flirting with him and says I get them here all the time... my husband gets them on his mouth. Uhh TMI, and she's trying to touch the guy and at this rate he's trying not to be repulsed. But why would anyone say that!?! Thanks I just lost my appetite.
ps
Yankees and Mets are making me mad!!! They need to wake up and hit some balls!... Hence my frustration as my mood