My favorite memes involve iTunes.
Taking all of the songs in my iTunes library, and put on shuffle. Lyrics from the first 20 songs which play (and actually have lyrics). You guys guess what song they're from!
1. Come back home for another year
and find yourself in the thick of it
You come back home for another year
I always thought that you could handle this
2. Chasing every fragment I see
Looking through you
Love is looking for me
Breaking open the clouds
I'm not stranded in time
3. All I see are dark grey clouds
In the distance moving closer with every hour
So when you ask, "Is something wrong?"
I think you're damn right there is
But we can't talk about it now
4. Although some people may have made mistakes
They may have arrived at an appearance that bears no relationship to them
They may have picked an ideal appearance based on some childish whim or momentary impulse
Some may have gotten half-way there, and then changed their minds.
He wonders if he too might have made a similar mistake.
5. (Itunes not being so random here....)
For a long time
I felt without style or grace
Wearing shoes with no socks
In cold weather.
6. No hands are half as gentle
Or firm as they'd like to be
Thank god you see me the way you do
Strange as you are to me
7. Like a baby, stillborn,
like a beast with his horn
I have torn everyone who reached out for me.
8. If you want to save your soul from hell riding on our range,
then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride.
Trying to catch the Devil's herd across these endless skies.
9. I could buy myself a reason
I could sell myself a job
I could hang myself for treason
All the folks I know are gone
10. (Geez, itunes, at least pretend to be random!)
Who by high ordeal?
Who by common trial?
Who in your merry merry month of may?
Who by very slow decay?
And who shall I say is calling?
11. Bored in a role, but he can't stop
standing up to sit back down
and lose the one thing found
spinning the world like a toy top
till there's a ghost in every town
12. I asked Jerry, he told Terry
Terry sang a song just for me
Lynvall gave a message to me
13. Mister Postman!
Do you have a letter for me?
14. Do not listen to my song
Don't remember it, don't sing along
Let's pretned it's a work of art
Let's pretend it's not my heart...
15. Woke up way too late
Feeling hung-over and old
The sun was shining bright
I walked barefoot down the road
16. Then I found myself alone
Hoping someone would miss me
Thinking about my home
And the last woman to kiss me
17. The people were overjoyed
They took to their boats
I thought it less like a lake
And more like a moat
The rhythm of my footsteps crossing floodlands to your door
Have been silenced forever more
18. For your sake I hope heaven and hell
Are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath
19. You're gonna have to change
And you're gonna have to go with girls
You'll be better off
At least they know where to put it
20. You always were the one to make us stand out in a crowd
Though every once upon a while, you're head was in the clouds
There's nothing you could never do to ever let me down
And remember that I'll always love you