Would you.... (No. It's too cold outside, and my hair's wet. ) go out with me? (I always liked 11. ) give me your number? (I don't really need mono right now.) let me kiss you? (How else did we meet because of syphillis? ) have sex with me? (Would you mind if I made fun of every single scene? ) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one? (Free food? sure.) let me take you out to dinner? (I'll give you a bus schedule.) drive me somewhere/anywhere? (Guardian Force? baby's father? Neither of those is really possible. ) be my gf/bf? (Flinging cats? Ok! ) have a fling with me? (Hee. You think I leave my house. ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends? (Hee. You think I have money.) buy me a drink if I didn't have money? (Hee. You think I have a h--oh, wait. But why would you want to sleep in Ziskind?) take me home for the night? (If you can find enough space on the bed to sleep? Sure.) let me sleep in your bed? (Would you honestly want me to sing car karaoke with you? My voice is known to drive away small mammals.) sing car karaoke with me? (I don't think I'm allowed in there anymore after the incident with the kindergardener, goofus, and a blowtorch.) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? (Why would you need me to do that? I've already given you a bus schedule.) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? (mmmmaaaaybe ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
(No. It's too cold outside, and my hair's wet. ) go out with me?
(I always liked 11. ) give me your number?
(I don't really need mono right now.) let me kiss you?
(How else did we meet because of syphillis? ) have sex with me?
(Would you mind if I made fun of every single scene? ) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
(Free food? sure.) let me take you out to dinner?
(I'll give you a bus schedule.) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
(Guardian Force? baby's father? Neither of those is really possible. ) be my gf/bf?
(Flinging cats? Ok! ) have a fling with me?
(Hee. You think I leave my house. ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
(Hee. You think I have money.) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
(Hee. You think I have a h--oh, wait. But why would you want to sleep in Ziskind?) take me home for the night?
(If you can find enough space on the bed to sleep? Sure.) let me sleep in your bed?
(Would you honestly want me to sing car karaoke with you? My voice is known to drive away small mammals.) sing car karaoke with me?
(I don't think I'm allowed in there anymore after the incident with the kindergardener, goofus, and a blowtorch.) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
(Why would you need me to do that? I've already given you a bus schedule.) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
(mmmmaaaaybe ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
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