would you... go out with me? What, like out of the window? Defenestration is fun! give me your number? Which number would you like? I can't give you my social security number, or my bank account number, but i'll give you the number of toes I have: 10 let me kiss you? you can kiss my elbow. That's it, really. have sex with me? mmm...no. watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one? only really sappy ones! No others! let me take you out to dinner? Are you paying? drive me somewhere/anywhere? Haven't I already? be my gf/bf? goddess fish? yes! have a fling with me? let's rhyme all the things that rhyme with fling: spring fling thing wing, sing ring ping sling swing! listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends? You mean, if you called my cell? I wouldn't listen to you for much longer than 15 minutes or so. buy me a drink if I didn't have money? I'd buy you a cup of water from a Wendy's! take me home for the night? mebbe let me sleep in your bed? as long as you don't feel me up in my sleep, sure sing car karaoke with me? As long as we sing and strike a pose to the Battlestar Galactica theme song sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? ok come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? if Im awake and the weather isn't too bad . . . re-post this for me to answer your questions?um . . nahhh
go out with me? What, like out of the window? Defenestration is fun!
give me your number? Which number would you like? I can't give you my social security number, or my bank account number, but i'll give you the number of toes I have: 10
let me kiss you? you can kiss my elbow. That's it, really.
have sex with me? mmm...no.
watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one? only really sappy ones! No others!
let me take you out to dinner? Are you paying?
drive me somewhere/anywhere? Haven't I already?
be my gf/bf? goddess fish? yes!
have a fling with me? let's rhyme all the things that rhyme with fling: spring fling thing wing, sing ring ping sling swing!
listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends? You mean, if you called my cell? I wouldn't listen to you for much longer than 15 minutes or so.
buy me a drink if I didn't have money? I'd buy you a cup of water from a Wendy's!
take me home for the night? mebbe
let me sleep in your bed? as long as you don't feel me up in my sleep, sure
sing car karaoke with me? As long as we sing and strike a pose to the Battlestar Galactica theme song
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? ok
come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? if Im awake and the weather isn't too bad . . .
re-post this for me to answer your questions?um . . nahhh
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