Jul 17, 2005 10:06
once upon a time in the great ocean of face, there lived the most exotic creature of all the sea... a dolphin. butnot just any dolphin, for u see, this dolphin only aite popeyes chicken and he couldnt speak dolphin so all the dolphins never played with him. being neglected by his friends and family led the chicken loving dolphin to a life like no other in the sea. the dolphin worked for a mob boss of the lower left corner of the ocean by the name of brenda buccielli. the dolphin had all sorts of connections because of his own distribution of popeyes chicken throughout the crime world so no other cime boss dared to mess with the dolphin and his hood... that and the dolphin was really nice and kinda slow. the dolphin came home to his girlfriend who was a banana that he found at the surface one day searching for chicken, but it was a magical banana and would never rot so he kept it. the dolphin also had a concubine, who was the abominable snowman who lived at the bottom of the sea. one day the dolphin ran outta chicken so he swan to the surface for more. "stop" says the concubine. "Come love me!" it said. "hold da fuck on nigga im bouts ta go get sum grub!" replies dolphin. "oh ok pick me up sum wheat grass and chocolate milk while ur out" asks the fuzzy creature of the sea. As he left his humble abode the dolphin replied "aite foo and no lovin till u brush yo funky ass teef cuz that wheat grass shit be smellin like ass hole..." and then he lft for the surface. as he opened the door a great light appeared and knocked him down. he saw a vision of a three year old panda bear in a diaper and it screamed out to him " i want cheese!" just then the vision dissappeared. our hero still stunned swims for the surfacein search for chicken wheat grass and chocolate milk...