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Apr 29, 2006 11:53

Alcohol and flour do not mix. Nor does turpentine and tampons. Do NOT try this at home. Do not break into vacated apartments with the word law written in all caps and followed by not 1, not 2, but 3 exclamation points. Otherwise you may have to deal with washing flour out of your clothes. And then do NOT get them wet because the flour turns to dough, and then if you put the doughy pants into the dryer you will have baked them into bread. And that really doesn't taste good, so it is a waste of perfectly good flour.
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