CHRISTMAS

[moo_the_cow]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave lowly_human a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I set choco_riceball's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I gave bruneau a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month ihave_teeth and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
moo_the_cow

OMG OMG I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER.