WOW. LAUGHING. MY. TITS. OFF.
I'm home now.
and boy did I get a surprise.
So from a source someone told me that Mike was seeing some girl named Vienna.
Now we broke up about a week and a half ago, and Gina actually knows this girl Vienna.
So we find her livejournal, and BAM!
Pictures of her and Mike.
Kissing.
Making out.
LMAO.
Pretty damn cute, huh?
So THEN, we find the chicks myspace.
BAM!
Pictures of them kissing, AGAIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pure comedy.
And this happened about two days after we broke up.
We were together for how long?
2 years?
Yeah.
And he kept claiming he'd never imagine himself with anyone else, and he can't live without me, and blah blah BULLSHIT.
See ladies, guys are just dicks.
But I went to his house while he was sleeping (all the lights were off in his bedroom) and beat the shit out of him.
Man, it was awesome.
It felt AMAZING.
I'm so glad I did it too.
It made me feel so much better, and now I really couldn't give a shit.
Kinda like BROWNING OUT.
Cause Mike and Vienna like to "brown."
HAHA, he already got down that bitches pants.
He's so punk.
Browning out:
A fart which releases a small amount (less than a teaspoon full) of feces into a persons underwear. While more than a teaspoon of feces qualifies a shitting the pants,less than a teaspoon is known as just browning out
I held in the fart for fear of browning out
Wow, why didn't we do that Mike?
:/
Well, this is a good thing.
He held me down so much.
I couldn't do anything with him.
and he was so LAME.
He's way to laid back for me.
He's no fun.
He's probably the most BORING person I have ever met in my entire life of living.
Someone just asked me why I was dating him, and I honestly have no clue what I saw in him.
I cannot think of one thing that I like about that kid.
I was miserable for a whole year.
He made me miserable for an entire year people.
HOT DAMN I'm glad that's over.
Good luck Vienna baby.
Much love to ya girl!
;)
and boy did I get a surprise.
So from a source someone told me that Mike was seeing some girl named Vienna.
Now we broke up about a week and a half ago, and Gina actually knows this girl Vienna.
So we find her livejournal, and BAM!
Pictures of her and Mike.
Kissing.
Making out.
LMAO.
Pretty damn cute, huh?
So THEN, we find the chicks myspace.
BAM!
Pictures of them kissing, AGAIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pure comedy.
And this happened about two days after we broke up.
We were together for how long?
2 years?
Yeah.
And he kept claiming he'd never imagine himself with anyone else, and he can't live without me, and blah blah BULLSHIT.
See ladies, guys are just dicks.
But I went to his house while he was sleeping (all the lights were off in his bedroom) and beat the shit out of him.
Man, it was awesome.
It felt AMAZING.
I'm so glad I did it too.
It made me feel so much better, and now I really couldn't give a shit.
Kinda like BROWNING OUT.
Cause Mike and Vienna like to "brown."
HAHA, he already got down that bitches pants.
He's so punk.
Browning out:
A fart which releases a small amount (less than a teaspoon full) of feces into a persons underwear. While more than a teaspoon of feces qualifies a shitting the pants,less than a teaspoon is known as just browning out
I held in the fart for fear of browning out
Wow, why didn't we do that Mike?
:/
Well, this is a good thing.
He held me down so much.
I couldn't do anything with him.
and he was so LAME.
He's way to laid back for me.
He's no fun.
He's probably the most BORING person I have ever met in my entire life of living.
Someone just asked me why I was dating him, and I honestly have no clue what I saw in him.
I cannot think of one thing that I like about that kid.
I was miserable for a whole year.
He made me miserable for an entire year people.
HOT DAMN I'm glad that's over.
Good luck Vienna baby.
Much love to ya girl!
;)