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Jul 23, 2007 01:57

"I miss you guys already. So far I'm really not psyched for camp, but I hope it will get better. Right when I got here I had to pack up for an overnight, I haven't gotten any sleep in a while and the campers aren't here yet so I have a lot of down time. I just want to be hanging out with you guys every day like normal. But oh well. I think it gets to me more that when i asked shane if this whole thing would still be going on once I got back from camp, he said he thought if it continued for another month that it would just be harder for me to leave. What did I get myself in to with that? Things still aren't definite, but you should have conked me over the head! My mom found the card aaron gave to me and I had to spend 15 minutes explaining to her what "STD" was, that was fun. I'm 18 today and no one I really care about has wished me a happy birthday, I think I'm just looking for things to be sad about though. I feel pretty detached from you guys, but if you write me back I'll probably be happier. If Emily tried to make a move on Shane tell me, I'll mail her a bomb. Funny thing was I had a dream that doug tried to make a move on me and I freaked the fuck out haha. Once Julius found out I turned 18 he started badgering me to let him take me on a date...so weird. I told him I had a boyfriend, haha. So andrew and alexis might get back together? So strange.

There is a really spanish guy named carlos talking to me, he is as spanish as I wish you were. He looks white but has an accent

and now I'm rambling.

Tell people to write me or get online to talk to me, I'm so bored and sad

-J-Money Snyder"

"i miss you too gurlfriend.

emily hasnt made a move on shane, infact im pretty sure her and doug are back together (undercover) and shes successfully stolen doug from us for a week since no one has seen him (well i havent seen him since last thursday, so a week for me) but me and pie saw him at steinmart (which doesnt count) but im pretty sure emily and shane dont talk much anymore so youre safe.

-love, your favorite mexican't
Joseph Desi Nunez the third and a half"

"you can write me as many novels as you would like, I have nothing but time
we play texas hold em a lot here too, so dont make yourself out to be too manly. Have you seen the pictures of emily on dougs myspace? Sick. Dirty. I felt like I had to take a shower after I saw that.

- Jordan"

"her legs look weird.
i hate her.
she stole doug.
no, i hate doug.
he let her steal him.
hes off the top!
no but seriously, he is
hes gonna ruin DOG for us
and then...

im gonna kill him.
strangulation.

love,
joseph the boat

p.s. mary misses you too, she has no more chick friends (but dont tell her i said that)"

"Ok because I kind of felt bad for hating Emily so much, like I want to punch her in the jaw. And that weird stuff on her legs, that is cellulite my friend, get used to it, love it, because all women have it. I'm having a hard time up here, there are a million cute woodsy guys that keep talking to me and I'm just like DAMNNNNN oh well I can't do anything about it, kind of. Tell mary I miss her as well. You should have a talk with doug, when you call him for DOG does he just say no? Like, I'm banging Emily so I can't sit on a couch and not talk right now? Just sit him down and be like bro I know you love her and all but there are other people besides that crazy bitch. I wasn't really worried about Emily going after shane, I know shes already got her claws in doug and is fighting with him. I'm just convinced he is going to meet someone else while I'm gone and tell me to deal with it. If he does just tell him to send me a message so I can get some crazy hot christian wilderness boy action!

Sincerely,
Jordan Elizabeth Snyder the fifth of Palm Harboris Maximis"
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