Been a while
I had a crazy dream last night. Very crazy.
I'll start with the end.
I'm in a department store, and various people I've wronged and mistreated are showing up. I think I planned it. I'm trying on different sunglasses, as I explain how I've realized I've been a dick and was sorry for it. This includes ex girlfriends, a friend who hasn't talked to me in a year, a girl who I almost considered a friend but decided against it. Also, there were some hookups that were from EARLIER in the dream, so when I tried to talk to them, I felt awful because I couldn't remember their names. Well, I'm so bad with names and faces anyway, it could have been about that. Anyway, the girl that was almost a friend bursts into tears about how I never liked her, I was a jerk to her, and I tell her that she was always an asshole to me, but then realized I was bad to her first, and that she had a thing for me that and that's why it was so hard for her
None of them really believed that I was sorry, so I turned to Hulk Hogan...Oh yeah, Hulk Hogan was there (he must have been taking time away from his new infomercial career. Oh how the mighty have fallen, brother) and I tell him to slap me as hard as he could because I deserved it. And because it would be badass to take a slap from Hulk Hogan. He starts to say no, oh I couldn't do that, so I look him dead in the eye, and say, "Terry (I don't know how I remembered his real name in this dream) I really deserve this."
So He takes me into the bathroom, where there is a naked man just standing there, without any genitals, turns to me and says, "You ready, Brother?" I say, "Go for it."
Hulk winds up...
Slaps me hard,
Immediately pulls his had back and punches me in the eye.
I'm like AW SHIT HULK JUST PUNCHED ME! He's standing there grinning and goes, "I call it the ChunppaSlap!"
Strangest thing was that the pain was in the dream. Not as much as if Hulk Hogan really punched me, I bet, but it was there.
I haven't always treated everyone the way that I should, especially the people close to me in the last year. I'm sorry for that. But things are getting better.
Rest of the dream before that was zelda, pinball, some Airbender, weird stuff. but I don't think that was as important as the rest.
I'll start with the end.
I'm in a department store, and various people I've wronged and mistreated are showing up. I think I planned it. I'm trying on different sunglasses, as I explain how I've realized I've been a dick and was sorry for it. This includes ex girlfriends, a friend who hasn't talked to me in a year, a girl who I almost considered a friend but decided against it. Also, there were some hookups that were from EARLIER in the dream, so when I tried to talk to them, I felt awful because I couldn't remember their names. Well, I'm so bad with names and faces anyway, it could have been about that. Anyway, the girl that was almost a friend bursts into tears about how I never liked her, I was a jerk to her, and I tell her that she was always an asshole to me, but then realized I was bad to her first, and that she had a thing for me that and that's why it was so hard for her
None of them really believed that I was sorry, so I turned to Hulk Hogan...Oh yeah, Hulk Hogan was there (he must have been taking time away from his new infomercial career. Oh how the mighty have fallen, brother) and I tell him to slap me as hard as he could because I deserved it. And because it would be badass to take a slap from Hulk Hogan. He starts to say no, oh I couldn't do that, so I look him dead in the eye, and say, "Terry (I don't know how I remembered his real name in this dream) I really deserve this."
So He takes me into the bathroom, where there is a naked man just standing there, without any genitals, turns to me and says, "You ready, Brother?" I say, "Go for it."
Hulk winds up...
Slaps me hard,
Immediately pulls his had back and punches me in the eye.
I'm like AW SHIT HULK JUST PUNCHED ME! He's standing there grinning and goes, "I call it the ChunppaSlap!"
Strangest thing was that the pain was in the dream. Not as much as if Hulk Hogan really punched me, I bet, but it was there.
I haven't always treated everyone the way that I should, especially the people close to me in the last year. I'm sorry for that. But things are getting better.
Rest of the dream before that was zelda, pinball, some Airbender, weird stuff. but I don't think that was as important as the rest.