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[laser_not_sonic]

What ho, all!

An introduction, I rather thought, was in order, so here I be!  The name's Cully, and I'm here playing Mister Master.  While he's not nice, I promise I am.  Though I'm just as into the Victorian era as he is.   A pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure; I'm excited to be playing here.

Comments

[hardluckfemme]

I feel the need to start playing the Scissor Sisters, but that might just be me. :3

Totally glad to have you here!

[laser_not_sonic]

Iiiiiiiit's not easy having yourself a good time...

[hardluckfemme]

Yes. This.

Also, my heart feels dead inside. It's cold and hard and petrified. For the record.

[laser_not_sonic]

The Master would like to focus more on the 'fuck and kiss you both at the same time' aspect of things. 'Cos women with guns are hot.

[hardluckfemme]

Oh my.! Harry dear needs to calm down. They haven't even been introduced yet.

Other than that, she's easy.

[laser_not_sonic]

He also would like to point out that nobody but Lucy is allowed to call him 'Harry dear.'

Everyone's easy for the Master.

[hardluckfemme]

Well, Alicia is, now. Or something like that.

This? Is very true.

[holycrap2hearts]

Especially those with phds.

[laser_not_sonic]

And those are the only ones the Master's easy for too.

[holycrap2hearts]

Bow-chicka-wow-oww ;o

[laser_not_sonic]

He thinks his sexiness deserves more than bad seventies porn music, ta very much.

[holycrap2hearts]

*puts Sexy Back on the record player* That better?

[laser_not_sonic]

Marginally.

[holycrap2hearts]

What would you prefer? I also have some Spice Girls.

[hardluckfemme]

What about Rick Astley?

...leaving now.

[laser_not_sonic]

*The Master puts on this song