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[monticello_tj]

To contact Thomas Jefferson, or the mun for Thomas Jefferson, please leave a comment here. If communicating with Thomas, please indicate the medium of communication. While he is quite taken with modern technology, sometimes he demonstrates a deplorable lack of familiarity with its use.

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[monticello_tj]

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[Opens door.]

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[monticello_tj]

Better so than burnt brown by the sun. Though I ride daily, as I ever have.

[Opens door further. Surveys.]

What in Heaven's name are you doing here?

[monticello_tj]

[Stares. Sighs, eventually, and opens the door further.]

I suppose you had better come in.

[monticello_tj]

...Well. I have been dead for quite some time.

[Jefferson doesn't seem too concerned about this.]

[monticello_tj]

My preference was for tea over coffee for the mere reason that it decreased cost of living significantly over the course of a single year. You well know the deplorable state of my finances.

[monticello_tj]

[Jefferson looks concerned, at this news.]

Weight?

[Frown.]

Have you been overindulging yourself?

[monticello_tj]

I think I did not raise you to entrust your happiness and wellbeing to that which would damage your health. It is the simplest of lifestyles that is the best.

[This said in the entrance hall of the grand estate Monticello.]