You're all idiots

[montesquieu]

If my close friends come to me with their relationship problems, I can understand that. I'm probably pretty trustworthy and stuff, and they're probably looking to keep things on the down-low. You know, no gossiping and such. But people who I barely know? Who I've talked to like twice in five years?

What the fuck, people? Do you go to Bernie Madoff for financial advice, too? Did you ask Michael Jackson for child care tips before he died?