Arms Hotel Voicemail

[montecito_east]

"Thank you for choosing to stay at the Arms Hotel! We're very sorry, but we can't take your call right now. Please leave a message and our staff will get right back to you.

If you'd like to make a reservation, please leave your name, your requested dates and any special requests!"

Comments

[tatooine_doofus]

"Hi, this is Luke Skywalker? Over at the school? My sister's coming into town and I don't want her to kill me in my sleep by letting her stay in my room wanted to get her a hotel room for this Friday and Saturday? She'll be heading for home thank the Force on Sunday. Thanks!

handwavey check-in is totally, totally fine if you'd prefer. I just wanted to give her an IG place to stay.

[montecito_east]

"This is Mary from the front desk. I have a reservation for you for Friday and Saturday nights. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you and thanks for choosing the Arms Hotel."

Handwavey check-in and check-out is just fine since I won't be around this weekend.

[bigbrothersean]

"My name's Sean Nast and I'm interested in what your rates are for by the month, as I'm in need of a place to stay and I've heard nothing but good things about your hotel. I look forward to hearing from you. Bye!"

[montecito_east]

"Sean, this is Mary Connell, the manager at the Arms Hotel. We do have a monthly rate available, plus housekeeping services and room service. You can check in at any time. Let me know if you have any other questions. Thank you for choosing the Arms Hotel!"

[mparkerceo]

"Hi. I need a reservation for a full suite for Homecoming weekend, thanks."

[demonbelthazor]

"My name is Belthazor and I need to reserve a room for Homecoming weekend for me and Phoebe Halliwell."

Pause.

"With a really big bed, please. Um, preferrably away from the other guests unless you have soundproof walls."

[apocalypsesoon]

"Hey, Mary, it's John Connor. Um. Just making sure my room will be ready for Homecoming. With access to everything, and the Saturday Tea, and...do you still have Saturday Tea? Hm. Yeah. Um. Confirming reservations for Homecoming weekend. Right.

Stupid answering machines..."