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here.
Guests staying in even-numbered rooms have a view of Serenity Cove while guests in odd-numbered rooms have a view of the town. The rooms are moddable except for anything specified at check-in, i.e. no putting in a stripper pole unless Mary specifies that you're in the Stripper Pole Suite. Additional information about the hotel can be found
here.
Each floor has 30 rooms available except for the first floor, which has 20.
Guess what? It's also available as a
spreadsheet.