1. Professional dog walker (especially dogs like Newton!)
2. National Geographic photographer. Granted, my skills would need some refining, but I've seen and photographed a couple of pretty interesting things lately. The first was a hawk that had caught a squirrel:
And the second was a really tiny lizard behind Case (with my thumb for perspective):
I'd never seen a lizard this little before, and thought it was one of the cutest animals I've ever seen, which is saying a lot, because I think practically every animal is adorable.