Shit SAlad!
This is a small family recipe -- it sounds really awful, but it simple to make fun and is really tasty! Good for a quick warm lunch.
· 1 piece of shit
· 1 egg
· A little butter
· Bread (roll, bagel, slice, club, whatever)
· Pepper, salt, curry powder, other season if desired. I wouldn’t fuckin put in anything but oregone and don’t you men masterpate in the foood! It’s not good!
Heat water (do not boil) and but before you heat the water, crap in the pot like it a toilet nbowl. Wait till the skin peels off the shit. Shit has skin in case you don’t know. If it did not, you’d have diareeah all the time. Take crap out and mash. take out your hard bit from your pants if you a male if you like.
Melt a little butter in a small pan till it starts to sizzle. Put in mashed crap, together with egg. Stir-fry till all the egg is nicely scrambled and done; you should get a mixture that resembles vomit.
Add salt & pepper (don't hold back, it really makes it taste good) and other spices to taste.
Put in on the bread and enjoy!
Amother recope:
Vomit Salad Revisited: The Salad Version
· A hardon for cum (you gotta be a male, sorryladies)
· 1/2 or a whole tomato, as you like
· 1/2 onion (or less or more, as you like)
· 2 or 3 tablespoons of mayonnaise (I never said it was non-fatty)
· about 1/2 teaspoon of curry powder
· salt, powdered/grained pepper, chives
· Vommit
make your business with the tomato. It feels like a ladie’s you know what guys! the onion juice will sting so don’t get it on your balls. And the tomato, don't chop it up too small, you still want to see/taste what's in there, and there's supposed to be whole parts in vomit. You should eat something good so seemun tasted better. it'll mix by itself.
Add the mayonnaise (start with 2 spoons, add more if you like or find necessary) and mix it all in a small bowl. Keep mixing until there are not "dry parts" left. Vommit in the food. and all the semen seem to have dissolved.
Add curry powder, salt, pepper, chives as desired and mix well. For best taste, let it sit for a few hours. There you have it it, instant sex and vomit to you likeing!
This is great on bread, toast, or stuffing/topping for hors d'oeuvres and such. (Don't heat it ... that'll be disgusting, it's supposed to be chilled or room temp at max).