Oh Fuck, I'm hony now!

[montebello67]

Today I went down to the little deli down on 12th street, right across from the little police house. I went in. The chinese lady who runs the place is good looking. With curly hair. I tink she’s older. So I’m there, and I ordered a sandwich. I ordered a sandwich. I ordered, salami. No, Salami and provolone on a roll. I got lettuce. The chinese lady

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[brisk_robot]

You fuckin weird twerp! I saw you looking in the window watching Amy when she was in the basement. You were masterbating, and I don’t think she knew about it, she doing the yoga. Your so controling when I don’t want that, but to make matters worse, all my girlfriends there know what you look like, and although I didn’t say anything, I believe some of them saw you out there. They saw your pants down and your “masterbating moisturizer” that you use to make your hands mushy for when you touch it. I’m fucking pissed. They didn’t say anything beceaus they knew it was you and maybe they feel bad fo rme having such a bad boyfriend. A freak for a boyfriend. One that they thought the only inicident was when you pooped at Amanda’s party that time. But you go and do it again, tehse things are unnacceptibel. Please stop, or next time I’ll break up with you! You should e-mail Amy, and apologize for looking at her body like that.