Fuckin Angry!
I saw the motherfucker next door to me pickin’ his nose last night. And then he reached out and smeared it on the window in my kitchen. Gosh, I’m going to beet his motherfuckin face in when I see him tonight. He screwed my ex-girlfriend at the local laundrymat the other day. And had a beer when he was doing it because the liquor store is right nextdoor to the laundrymat. But I payed for the fucking beer he was drinking you see, toby, Bitch ex-girlfreind bught him the beer at the store, I(cheap assed heinekin) and he poured the fucking thing down his mouth as the motherfucker screwed her from behind, in fact with people watching. My mom was there, but I don’t think she new it was Tobi and that guy. I woudla called the police but I wasn’t there. Anyway, I dumped her and we’re getting a divorce. I hope I find out who this dickhead is. He lives right nextdoor to me. Anyone know this place, 1308 Commonwealth Ave. Apt # 13. He’s a real cock if you know him because to add the insult to injury the guy picked a dingleberry out his asshole and wiped it on my window, while I was sleeping.
I having a real bad day so far. I get to work here in town and my slut boss she fires me. Tight off the bat. Fucking fired. Turns out, she was kidding!! But I called her a name. I use the “N” word and now I’m in hot water. Second thing that happens is I go out and there’s a ticket on my car. Third thing, the cop was there, and guess what word I use again? You gessed it! The “N” word. Now I’m at a bar, ttyping away on my laptop but there’s my buddy there in the corner. He’s got a picture of my brother with him, being looked at on a computer by Jesus. I don’t know where this fucker got it but I hope he puts it online later because it’s fucking hilarious. But I’ll down this bear and go back and try and apologize to my boss. The cop, he was pissed and there was no explaining what I sad, but I can’t afford now to lose my job. I hope my boss won’t notice when I go in because I’ve had about 7 or 8 beers already, and I have to fucking DRIVE back to work. Hope that Cop won’t see me. He’s already mad. But I’ll tell him about my fucking girlfriend and that guy that’s my neighbor and he’ll (The Cop) forgive me. I’m not really going to drive me car actually. I’m lying about that so all you’ll out there will say, “No Monte, don’t drive dunk!” I’m not. I’m going to take the fucking bus, but hopefully I don’t smell so badly of alcohol that the bus driver won’t let me on. Fuck tham.
I having a real bad day so far. I get to work here in town and my slut boss she fires me. Tight off the bat. Fucking fired. Turns out, she was kidding!! But I called her a name. I use the “N” word and now I’m in hot water. Second thing that happens is I go out and there’s a ticket on my car. Third thing, the cop was there, and guess what word I use again? You gessed it! The “N” word. Now I’m at a bar, ttyping away on my laptop but there’s my buddy there in the corner. He’s got a picture of my brother with him, being looked at on a computer by Jesus. I don’t know where this fucker got it but I hope he puts it online later because it’s fucking hilarious. But I’ll down this bear and go back and try and apologize to my boss. The cop, he was pissed and there was no explaining what I sad, but I can’t afford now to lose my job. I hope my boss won’t notice when I go in because I’ve had about 7 or 8 beers already, and I have to fucking DRIVE back to work. Hope that Cop won’t see me. He’s already mad. But I’ll tell him about my fucking girlfriend and that guy that’s my neighbor and he’ll (The Cop) forgive me. I’m not really going to drive me car actually. I’m lying about that so all you’ll out there will say, “No Monte, don’t drive dunk!” I’m not. I’m going to take the fucking bus, but hopefully I don’t smell so badly of alcohol that the bus driver won’t let me on. Fuck tham.