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How many Seconds will you last in a fight against Chuck Norris?
1. How many sit ups can you do in one minute?
50-75
75+
35-50
15-35
Less than 15
2. What hand to hand weapon would you use against Chuck Norris?
My fists
A staff
Brass knuckles
Nun chucks
A combat knife
3. How would you block a punch from Chuck Norris?
Try to catch his fist
Cover your face with your arms
Hide behind a riot shield
Run!
Go into a fetal position
4. What kind of pet would you bring to fight against Chuck Norris?
Dog
Horse
Bear
Eagle
Wolf
5. If you could be give a handicap to Chuck Norris what would it be?
Make him wear a sumo suit
Tie his feet together
Blindfold
Tie hands behind his back
Make him wear a ball and chain
1. How many sit ups can you do in one minute?
50-75
75+
35-50
15-35
Less than 15
2. What hand to hand weapon would you use against Chuck Norris?
My fists
A staff
Brass knuckles
Nun chucks
A combat knife
3. How would you block a punch from Chuck Norris?
Try to catch his fist
Cover your face with your arms
Hide behind a riot shield
Run!
Go into a fetal position
4. What kind of pet would you bring to fight against Chuck Norris?
Dog
Horse
Bear
Eagle
Wolf
5. If you could be give a handicap to Chuck Norris what would it be?
Make him wear a sumo suit
Tie his feet together
Blindfold
Tie hands behind his back
Make him wear a ball and chain