***VAMPIRE WARS***
Your mortal life is over. You have been bitten by a creature of darkness. You are dead but not dead. You are transforming into a vampire.
But, what kind of Vampire will you become? Take the Vampire Creation Quiz to find out, then use your vampire to stalk the night!
1.
Strong arms grab you from behind, and sharp fangs rip into your throat, draining your blood. Your mind whirls. Could it be a vampire? Are they real? All you know about vampires is what you've read in books. Which is?
1. They are eternally youthful, good-looking, energetic and independent.
2. They are classy and classic, noble bluebloods with a sense of style.
3. They are monstrous, bestial things with savage claws and savage hearts.
4. They can be killed with silver bullets. Right?
2.
Your vision blurs and fades as blood drains from your cooling body, but you imagine that you can barely see the vampire feeding on you now. It looks sort of like... What?
1. Rugged and nice-looking, blonde, wearing a stylish leather trenchcoat.
2. Well-dressed and classy, surrounded by an aura of arcane power.
3. A monster, all claws and fangs, lumps and scars.
4. It looks like that girl down at the goth club who smells like cloves.
3.
Your vampiric sire taunts you before giving you the gift, holding objects in front of your eyes to test your power. A mirror... garlic... and now, suddenly, a wooden cross. You react... but how?
1. Grin and think about how wonderful religious diversity is.
2. Shield yourself with your cape and avert your eyes from the enemy's symbol.
3. Smash it!
4. Mentally compare it to the one around your own neck.
4.
Your sire finally embraces you, filling your exsanguinated body with the cold blood of the undead. Ecstasy and pain fill you, and it feels like love... of a sort. A final cold embrace between a vampire and a human. How does that make you feel?
1. Love between vampire and human need not end in death. Love will find a way.
2. Humanity is something to be surpassed. Beloved humans should be embraced by the dark side to share an eternity together.
3. Love is for the weak. Humans are food, nothing more.
4. Sad. You want to mope around a graveyard until someone comes up with a cure for Vampirism.
5.
Filled with the blood of the undead, your stiff body is thrown into a simple wooden coffin and buried six feet underground. As you frantically claw your way out, you can't help but think about where you'll sleep from now on. What does it look like?
1. Swanky urban loft, industrial-chic décor and a killer view.
2. Gothic castle, heirloom furniture and plenty of tapestries.
3. A cold, musty crypt, every inch covered in cobwebs.
4. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, white picket fence and a sunny breakfast nook.
6.
You emerge from the cold soil, mud caked in your eyes, your ears. The dark night settles upon your shoulders, and you are filled with an awareness of what it means to be a vampire. What's the first thing that strikes you?
1. You look stunningly good, despite your pale complexion.
2. You have the power to enthrall and enchant mortals.
3. You crave blood. Blood blood blood blood blood. Blood.
4. You are going to have to stock up on sunscreen.
7.
You retch, and cold grave dirt spills from your mouth. Then, suddenly, the hunger descends upon you, pulling you away from your grave and towards sustenance, almost against your will. There. There it is. What do you choose to feast upon?
1. A bottle of synthetic blood from a health clinic (Type O negative).
2. The blood of the first lone villager you come across.
3. The beating hearts of your enemies. All of them.
4. Spaghetti marinara with garlic bread. On second thought, maybe hold the garlic.
8.
Now filled with warm human blood again, your mind clears, and you realize that despite your immortality, you must be careful, lest you be destroyed. What is your greatest weakness?
1. Your Conscience.
2. Wooden Stakes.
3. Sunlight.
4. Kryptonite.
9.
As the sun begins to rise, closing your first night as a vampire, you settle into your crypt, dreaming of one day commanding an army of devoted minions. You run a tongue over your fangs, and smile. How will your subjects refer to you?
1. Mistress of the Night.
2. Lord and Master.
* * *
Noble Vampire
You are descended directly from the classical vampires of old, vampires of legend, European nobility in their castles, romantic and powerful and Gothic. You consider yourself of a higher class, but you adhere to the old rules and restrictions as part of your breeding. You hate crosses and mirrors and garlic, and you are somewhat allergic to sunlight. You are stronger than Modern vampires, and more importantly you are wealthier. You wear fancy clothes, tuxedoes and such, and you prefer old school crossbows and swords. You probably sleep in a coffin inside a castle dungeon in Romania.
Primeval Vampire
You are descended directly from the original line of vampires, primal and primeval, savage and raw, the place from whence the original legends of vampires came, the progenitors of all that followed. You ignore crosses, garlic and mirrors-your kind came before all of that-but you are a pure creature of the night and sunlight will kill you quickly. You are much stronger than other vampire types and built for combat and savagery. If you need to wear clothes to blend in they're probably rags or shredded clothes stolen from your victims, and you don't like weapons at all, preferring to use claws and fangs. You probably sleep in a burrow carved into the muddy earth, wrapped in the bloody, shredded remnants of your victims.
Modern Vampire
You are one of a new breed of vampires, bred from the diluted blood pool passed down over the centuries. You are only mildly allergic to sunlight and you have no real qualms about crosses, garlic and mirrors (though you still hate the smell of Italian food). However you are somewhat weaker, and although you have great potential you are-to start, at least-no match for other vampires in head-to-head conflict. Given a choice you prefer modern clothes and guns to getting your claws dirty. You probably sleep in a bed inside a dark secure Safe Room in a Studio apartment in New York City.
* * *
Allies Appear...
Familiar faces appear in the distance. Old friends, who you now realize, have already fallen from grace. If you're going to survive in this world, you'll need to form a clan.
* * *
Dominate the minds of weak-willed humans and bend them to your will. Build an army of minions to help you gather fresh blood.
Bum
Park Jogger
Escaped Mental Patient
Cop
High School Football Team
Blood Bank Nurse
Paramedic
Diner Waitress
Group of Ninjas
Mime
Hacker
College Fraternity
Bank Teller
SWAT Strike Team
Law Firm
Psychic Minion
* * *
One of your allies has been locked up! Reach level 3 to rescue him from the insane asylum.
* * *
In recognition of your vampiric contributions, you've been promoted to Level 4
The Elders are so pleased, they've granted you a rare ability!
Command a Wolf Pack
* * *
You acquired a Rare Ability!.
You have mastered Command Rat Swarm.
* * *
BOSS FIGHT: You ran away but you weren't fast enough! Baba Yaga was able to pin you to the ground and force you to pay 1,103 before you managed to escape.
Maybe next time you can step up and actually get rid of Baba Yaga!
* * *
Crypt
Below the city, in an ancient crypt, you find a chest of wood and bone. Occult symbols glow faintly on the wood.
As you gaze at the box, a voice echoes inside your head: "I am Akem Manah, the demon of evil purpose. After centuries of watching the humans on this planet grow, struggle and die; I have grown bored. I am tired of watching humans with their feeble mortal limitations. I wish to see the evolution of the world's strongest vampire. Grow in power, and return here every day so I may view your progress, and I shall reward you."
* * *
In recognition of your vampiric contributions, you've been promoted to Level 10
The Elders are so pleased, they've granted you a rare ability!
Raise Zombies
* * *
One of the Elder's descendants has been kidnapped by a dangerous group of hunters; reach level 16 to infiltrate their base and save him!
* * *
Sometimes people die before their time. Reach level 19 to venture into the underworld and give someone special a second chance.
* * *
Two well-known FBI agents are on to you; reach level 25 to lure them into a trap and silence them for good.
* * *
Bribe Elder Mandy with favor points and she won't curse you... she promises. ((IMG BANK: The wheel lands on a curse, and she's like, "Okay, well... I won't curse YOU..." but the curse is activated, so she has to "ground" it soon; she curses the next person who goes to see her. How many people are playing this app? I imagine a RE-like line in front of her sanctum...))
* * *
Rare Offensive Abilities
Control Mall Santas
Demonic Familiar
Summon Horseman
Demon Summoning
* * *
Bums
Hobo Jones
Coogs
Captain Garbage
Emperor Norton I
* * *
Park Joggers
* * *
Escaped Mental Patients
Alice (American McGee's)
Papa
* * *
Cops
* * *
High School Football Teams
(Surviving High School)
(Surviving High School)
* * *
Blood Bank Nurses
* * *
Paramedics (SAINTS ROW 2)
Cate Sebastian
Travis Touchdown
Bobbie-Sue Jackson
* * *
Diner Waitresses
Mae (New Paltz Plaza)
(New Paltz Plaza)
(Michael's in Kingston)
Toni (South Street, Philadelphia)
(Acropolis in Poughkeepsie)
* * *
Groups of Ninjas
(Dead or Alive)
* * *
Mimes
Gogo (Final Fantasy V, VI)
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
...
* * *
Hackers
Apple Kid.....Farnsworth...Nemo
Orange Kid...Wernstrom...Jeremiah
* * *
College Fraternities/SORORITIES
* * *
Bank Tellers
(Key Bank in Pawling)
(Key Bank in Pawling)
* * *
SWAT Strike Teams
* * *
Law Firms
Harvey Birdman
Ally McBeal
* * *
Psychic Minions
* * *
SHOPPING LIST:
_Nosferatu Straight Jacket
_Victorian Bustleskirt
_Steampunk Top
* * *
Thoughts
_STRAIT Jacket
But, what kind of Vampire will you become? Take the Vampire Creation Quiz to find out, then use your vampire to stalk the night!
1.
Strong arms grab you from behind, and sharp fangs rip into your throat, draining your blood. Your mind whirls. Could it be a vampire? Are they real? All you know about vampires is what you've read in books. Which is?
1. They are eternally youthful, good-looking, energetic and independent.
2. They are classy and classic, noble bluebloods with a sense of style.
3. They are monstrous, bestial things with savage claws and savage hearts.
4. They can be killed with silver bullets. Right?
2.
Your vision blurs and fades as blood drains from your cooling body, but you imagine that you can barely see the vampire feeding on you now. It looks sort of like... What?
1. Rugged and nice-looking, blonde, wearing a stylish leather trenchcoat.
2. Well-dressed and classy, surrounded by an aura of arcane power.
3. A monster, all claws and fangs, lumps and scars.
4. It looks like that girl down at the goth club who smells like cloves.
3.
Your vampiric sire taunts you before giving you the gift, holding objects in front of your eyes to test your power. A mirror... garlic... and now, suddenly, a wooden cross. You react... but how?
1. Grin and think about how wonderful religious diversity is.
2. Shield yourself with your cape and avert your eyes from the enemy's symbol.
3. Smash it!
4. Mentally compare it to the one around your own neck.
4.
Your sire finally embraces you, filling your exsanguinated body with the cold blood of the undead. Ecstasy and pain fill you, and it feels like love... of a sort. A final cold embrace between a vampire and a human. How does that make you feel?
1. Love between vampire and human need not end in death. Love will find a way.
2. Humanity is something to be surpassed. Beloved humans should be embraced by the dark side to share an eternity together.
3. Love is for the weak. Humans are food, nothing more.
4. Sad. You want to mope around a graveyard until someone comes up with a cure for Vampirism.
5.
Filled with the blood of the undead, your stiff body is thrown into a simple wooden coffin and buried six feet underground. As you frantically claw your way out, you can't help but think about where you'll sleep from now on. What does it look like?
1. Swanky urban loft, industrial-chic décor and a killer view.
2. Gothic castle, heirloom furniture and plenty of tapestries.
3. A cold, musty crypt, every inch covered in cobwebs.
4. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, white picket fence and a sunny breakfast nook.
6.
You emerge from the cold soil, mud caked in your eyes, your ears. The dark night settles upon your shoulders, and you are filled with an awareness of what it means to be a vampire. What's the first thing that strikes you?
1. You look stunningly good, despite your pale complexion.
2. You have the power to enthrall and enchant mortals.
3. You crave blood. Blood blood blood blood blood. Blood.
4. You are going to have to stock up on sunscreen.
7.
You retch, and cold grave dirt spills from your mouth. Then, suddenly, the hunger descends upon you, pulling you away from your grave and towards sustenance, almost against your will. There. There it is. What do you choose to feast upon?
1. A bottle of synthetic blood from a health clinic (Type O negative).
2. The blood of the first lone villager you come across.
3. The beating hearts of your enemies. All of them.
4. Spaghetti marinara with garlic bread. On second thought, maybe hold the garlic.
8.
Now filled with warm human blood again, your mind clears, and you realize that despite your immortality, you must be careful, lest you be destroyed. What is your greatest weakness?
1. Your Conscience.
2. Wooden Stakes.
3. Sunlight.
4. Kryptonite.
9.
As the sun begins to rise, closing your first night as a vampire, you settle into your crypt, dreaming of one day commanding an army of devoted minions. You run a tongue over your fangs, and smile. How will your subjects refer to you?
1. Mistress of the Night.
2. Lord and Master.
* * *
Noble Vampire
You are descended directly from the classical vampires of old, vampires of legend, European nobility in their castles, romantic and powerful and Gothic. You consider yourself of a higher class, but you adhere to the old rules and restrictions as part of your breeding. You hate crosses and mirrors and garlic, and you are somewhat allergic to sunlight. You are stronger than Modern vampires, and more importantly you are wealthier. You wear fancy clothes, tuxedoes and such, and you prefer old school crossbows and swords. You probably sleep in a coffin inside a castle dungeon in Romania.
Primeval Vampire
You are descended directly from the original line of vampires, primal and primeval, savage and raw, the place from whence the original legends of vampires came, the progenitors of all that followed. You ignore crosses, garlic and mirrors-your kind came before all of that-but you are a pure creature of the night and sunlight will kill you quickly. You are much stronger than other vampire types and built for combat and savagery. If you need to wear clothes to blend in they're probably rags or shredded clothes stolen from your victims, and you don't like weapons at all, preferring to use claws and fangs. You probably sleep in a burrow carved into the muddy earth, wrapped in the bloody, shredded remnants of your victims.
Modern Vampire
You are one of a new breed of vampires, bred from the diluted blood pool passed down over the centuries. You are only mildly allergic to sunlight and you have no real qualms about crosses, garlic and mirrors (though you still hate the smell of Italian food). However you are somewhat weaker, and although you have great potential you are-to start, at least-no match for other vampires in head-to-head conflict. Given a choice you prefer modern clothes and guns to getting your claws dirty. You probably sleep in a bed inside a dark secure Safe Room in a Studio apartment in New York City.
* * *
Allies Appear...
Familiar faces appear in the distance. Old friends, who you now realize, have already fallen from grace. If you're going to survive in this world, you'll need to form a clan.
* * *
Dominate the minds of weak-willed humans and bend them to your will. Build an army of minions to help you gather fresh blood.
Bum
Park Jogger
Escaped Mental Patient
Cop
High School Football Team
Blood Bank Nurse
Paramedic
Diner Waitress
Group of Ninjas
Mime
Hacker
College Fraternity
Bank Teller
SWAT Strike Team
Law Firm
Psychic Minion
* * *
One of your allies has been locked up! Reach level 3 to rescue him from the insane asylum.
* * *
In recognition of your vampiric contributions, you've been promoted to Level 4
The Elders are so pleased, they've granted you a rare ability!
Command a Wolf Pack
* * *
You acquired a Rare Ability!.
You have mastered Command Rat Swarm.
* * *
BOSS FIGHT: You ran away but you weren't fast enough! Baba Yaga was able to pin you to the ground and force you to pay 1,103 before you managed to escape.
Maybe next time you can step up and actually get rid of Baba Yaga!
* * *
Crypt
Below the city, in an ancient crypt, you find a chest of wood and bone. Occult symbols glow faintly on the wood.
As you gaze at the box, a voice echoes inside your head: "I am Akem Manah, the demon of evil purpose. After centuries of watching the humans on this planet grow, struggle and die; I have grown bored. I am tired of watching humans with their feeble mortal limitations. I wish to see the evolution of the world's strongest vampire. Grow in power, and return here every day so I may view your progress, and I shall reward you."
* * *
In recognition of your vampiric contributions, you've been promoted to Level 10
The Elders are so pleased, they've granted you a rare ability!
Raise Zombies
* * *
One of the Elder's descendants has been kidnapped by a dangerous group of hunters; reach level 16 to infiltrate their base and save him!
* * *
Sometimes people die before their time. Reach level 19 to venture into the underworld and give someone special a second chance.
* * *
Two well-known FBI agents are on to you; reach level 25 to lure them into a trap and silence them for good.
* * *
Bribe Elder Mandy with favor points and she won't curse you... she promises. ((IMG BANK: The wheel lands on a curse, and she's like, "Okay, well... I won't curse YOU..." but the curse is activated, so she has to "ground" it soon; she curses the next person who goes to see her. How many people are playing this app? I imagine a RE-like line in front of her sanctum...))
* * *
Rare Offensive Abilities
Control Mall Santas
Demonic Familiar
Summon Horseman
Demon Summoning
* * *
Bums
Hobo Jones
Coogs
Captain Garbage
Emperor Norton I
* * *
Park Joggers
* * *
Escaped Mental Patients
Alice (American McGee's)
Papa
* * *
Cops
* * *
High School Football Teams
(Surviving High School)
(Surviving High School)
* * *
Blood Bank Nurses
* * *
Paramedics (SAINTS ROW 2)
Cate Sebastian
Travis Touchdown
Bobbie-Sue Jackson
* * *
Diner Waitresses
Mae (New Paltz Plaza)
(New Paltz Plaza)
(Michael's in Kingston)
Toni (South Street, Philadelphia)
(Acropolis in Poughkeepsie)
* * *
Groups of Ninjas
(Dead or Alive)
* * *
Mimes
Gogo (Final Fantasy V, VI)
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
...
* * *
Hackers
Apple Kid.....Farnsworth...Nemo
Orange Kid...Wernstrom...Jeremiah
* * *
College Fraternities/SORORITIES
* * *
Bank Tellers
(Key Bank in Pawling)
(Key Bank in Pawling)
* * *
SWAT Strike Teams
* * *
Law Firms
Harvey Birdman
Ally McBeal
* * *
Psychic Minions
* * *
SHOPPING LIST:
_Nosferatu Straight Jacket
_Victorian Bustleskirt
_Steampunk Top
* * *
Thoughts
_STRAIT Jacket