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Things That Wolfwood Is Never Allowed to Do (Abridged)
-Allow Vash to consume alcohol
-Allow Vash to consume any sort of drug
-Allow Vash to advertise his Automated Confessional
-Advertise his Automated Confessional at all
-Attempt to tell the occasional outside visitors not to touch him. It usually doesn't work.
-Allow his hair to be dyed blond Edit: because he didn't keep an eye on Meryl-san when she was in his body.
-Post when drunk
-Post when under any influence of drugs
-Find weird Japanese mythical creatures to give to friends for Christmas instead of actually taking two seconds to research these things. Kappas do not make good presents.
-Let Meryl-san talk him into riding a horse
-Wonder why everyone from his world is retarded, because that includes him in that group.
-Attempt to
draw Vash. It doesn't work so well.
-Announce to the entire City that Vash has a bounty on his head for revenge.
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Talk to his cigarettes [ooc: idk, he's snarky tonight]