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Two Hundred and Thirty-Sixth Arrow

May 05, 2008 13:15

Watanuki, take a nap. You haven't been getting enough sleep lately ( Read more... )

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Private to Doumeki//unhackable thanks....to his own codes, ironically tenmorehours May 5 2008, 21:53:30 UTC

Ah, good, I was hoping I'd see you today, Mr. Doumeki. I'd like to have a talk with you. Demon-Man-to-man.

((OOC: ...You know those sterotypical overprotective Dads that make the lives of their daughter's boyfriends hell?

...Guess how Chrono is affected today! =D;;; Don't worry, I promise he won't pull out a gun on Doumeki. Unless he gets Rosette pregnant.))

Private to Chrono//unhackable thanks....to his own codes, ironically monsterepellant May 5 2008, 22:38:34 UTC

Yes?

[ooc: oh my jesus xD]

Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 5 2008, 23:20:44 UTC

I just realized I failed to establish some ground rules with you, so I'd like to go over them now, if I may.

Private to Chrono//unhackable monsterepellant May 5 2008, 23:48:36 UTC

Yes, of course.

Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 6 2008, 00:46:13 UTC

Good, good!

1: Rosette has a strict curfew. She needs to be back home at 8pm SHARP. Don't think that just because I'm not staying at the Cathedral means I won't notice. Demons have very good eyes, and the Opera isn't that far away.

2: If you put your hands
- On her watch
- On her chest
- On her gams
- On any fastener on her clothing
then you're giving them up. The Bible says that if your hand causes you to sin, you should cut it off. Considering that you're dating a nun, I don't think it's too much to ask for you to adhere to the laws of her religion.

3: If you make her cry, I'll make YOU cry.

4: Do not take Rosette within five yards of
- a bed
- a sofa
- grass with a comfortable blanket spread out (rocks with a blanket are fine, as long as the rocks are sharp and not smooth -- anthills being nearby help)
- a shower
- a bear rug

5: If you can't keep your pants up, I will help you secure them. With a hammer and nails.

I think that's good for the basic rules. I'm sure you get the gist of it. Is that Jake?

((OOC: Gams = a woman's ( ... )

Private to Chrono//unhackable monsterepellant May 6 2008, 02:17:50 UTC

Understood.

Private to Doumeki//unhackable 1/2 tenmorehours May 6 2008, 02:29:51 UTC

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Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 6 2008, 02:31:17 UTC

I like your style, kid. You're a good listener.

((OOC: ...Go Doumeki! You actually won him over. o_o))

Private to Chrono//unhackable monsterepellant May 6 2008, 02:32:35 UTC

I try to, sir. I wouldn't want to overstep any boundaries. Those are very important.

[ooc: Doumeki = the boyfriend you can take home to your parents xD]

Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 6 2008, 02:50:16 UTC

Precisely!

I'm glad Rosette's ended up like a nice boy like you. I would've died of a heart attack by now if she ended up with someone a little less boundary-conscious.

((OOC: XD Yay for Doumeki!))

Private to Chrono//unhackable monsterepellant May 6 2008, 02:54:02 UTC

I was brought up to be very respectful of them. If I wasn't, I could swear I could feel my mother glaring at me.

Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 6 2008, 03:02:17 UTC

That explains it, then. Good parenting is important in kid's lives. Too many parents these days just ignore their kids and leave them at daycares...

Private to Chrono//unhackable monsterepellant May 6 2008, 03:51:53 UTC

Agreed. Or just let them sit in front of the television.

Private to Doumeki//unhackable tenmorehours May 6 2008, 06:17:44 UTC

Humph, that too. And then it's normally something horribly violent and sexual and trashy.

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