Penises are stupid. They NEVER know where they are.

Jan 30, 2004 00:13

I absolutely HAVE to stop putting so much cereal on my sugar. Blick blick blick blick Fa-ZEEEEEELLLLLLL.
Sooooo much hyper, so little furniture to chew. I hate everyone who isnt me, or like me. Its not racist or mean, I'm just sick of stupid people and the things they do. I've had 30 years to build up a good head of steam on this, I cant quit now that I have so much Joe-mentum. SPeaking of which, the Democratic Nomination Race depresses me more than the Ruling Shrub. These guys are too pathetic to defeat the stupid one in an election. SO we're stuck with him. Hoo ahh. Ride that ugly Mongoloid stepchild till he destroys us all or the wheels fall off. America Number Un. Liebermann was quoted as saying that "What the South really wants is a soft spoken New Hampshire Jew". I dont think he's quite got them pegged. He really said that, it blows my sugar addled mind. And Dean, what a guy. You gotta love this nutbar, and what the fuck was Daine Sawyers problem? "What do you fight about? How often? Just normal happy marriage hm?" Im surprised that crazy bitch didnt come out and say, "Does he sodomize you with a beer bottle when you are insolent?" Diane, you're getting creepy.
How bout the new US law passed last week that states that all documentation filled out to pass a background check to purchase firearms be destroyed within 24 hours. Cause thats LOADS of time. It used to be 30-40 days, now its 24 hours. BIG victory for freedom there. "We dont want anyone to know personal stuff about gun owners, its an invasion of privacy."
Uh huh. So now, they know more about you when you rent a video at Blockbuster than when you purchase deadly weapons. Americans are scary beyond all reason.
Anyway, Ive just finished the bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats coated with a liberal dusting of sugar that started this rant. and my head hurts. Goodnight, love to all.
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