People's genitals are weird.
Theres porn on tv late at night. And naked people, regardless of gender, are funny looking. Plus, sex is really silly. Most folks need to take a BIG step back and lighten up about it.
My vagina has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R.
Also, people are super stupid. Like the woman who gave me mean looks when I asked her how many sets she had left on the calf machine. I really should have booted her through the window. Two points.
Or the Dickmaster Zero that cut me off in traffic, and then gave me the finger. I saw him 5 minutes later at the grocery store, and stood behind him in line while he shit bricks. After a cuple minutes he turned around and apologized and left his groceries on the floor and walked out of the store. Sometimes its fun to look like me, the fear of death just seems to drip off me in puddles. Plus, Im a snappy little dancer.
Finally, all people who say that Christmas sucks, are generally right. But if you take a minute to make it special for someone you care about, you reduce the gack factor of the holiday by a factor of 4. Now go love someone who deserves it, and throw dog crap at everyone else. And put a toque on for Jebaz's sake, its cold out there.
My vagina has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R.
Also, people are super stupid. Like the woman who gave me mean looks when I asked her how many sets she had left on the calf machine. I really should have booted her through the window. Two points.
Or the Dickmaster Zero that cut me off in traffic, and then gave me the finger. I saw him 5 minutes later at the grocery store, and stood behind him in line while he shit bricks. After a cuple minutes he turned around and apologized and left his groceries on the floor and walked out of the store. Sometimes its fun to look like me, the fear of death just seems to drip off me in puddles. Plus, Im a snappy little dancer.
Finally, all people who say that Christmas sucks, are generally right. But if you take a minute to make it special for someone you care about, you reduce the gack factor of the holiday by a factor of 4. Now go love someone who deserves it, and throw dog crap at everyone else. And put a toque on for Jebaz's sake, its cold out there.