wild boar
Hey all!
Thought I'd update seeing as all the cool kids are doing it.
Argh I'm such a psycho, Richard I attacked Greg because he was kissing some girl in front of me. He deserved it. I pushed him over and hit him lots. Meh.
ANYWAY let's get to the point shall we....what have I been doing that's interesting???? Erm well I'm working at Rhode Island, it's pretty cool even though they're all sick. I got off with an ex employee too that happened to be my best mate in high school, Mike Anderson. Mike's pretty cool but I always thought he was gay. It was weird kissing him. It was like kissing myself. I dunno why. I NEED SEX and some tlc aswell. Valentine's day is coming up and I can't take not getting anything!!!!
Sally Vickers came into Rhode Island and she was bumming me saying how horrible Sam is and how great I am. I whole heartedly agreed with her! I'm such a flirty coffee girl it's ace, I mince around with my little apron and tray and say things like "Is that good for you?" and "Would you like anything sweet?".
So bitches that's it from me. Oh I pissed the bed last night but it's ok there wasn't much wee so it's not like I was swimming in my own filth. I was really drunk too so it's not just like I have no bladder control....although control has been limited as of late. My friend Sophie pisses herself a lot. She'll stand there and just piss on the floor. I pissed at the bus stop the other day but I had a long skirt on so you couldn't tell i was pissing. I just slipped my knickers off and had a piss. It was great. I feel kinda weird now I dunno if I should actually post this.
Haha I was so wasted on Saturday I bumped into Sean Mccue. He called me the next day, apparently when I saw him I said "I feel a bit like pouring beer all over my fanny" and threw a pint on myself. I always pour drinks on myself when I see him! It's weird.
I love y'all xxxxxxxxxxxx
Thought I'd update seeing as all the cool kids are doing it.
Argh I'm such a psycho, Richard I attacked Greg because he was kissing some girl in front of me. He deserved it. I pushed him over and hit him lots. Meh.
ANYWAY let's get to the point shall we....what have I been doing that's interesting???? Erm well I'm working at Rhode Island, it's pretty cool even though they're all sick. I got off with an ex employee too that happened to be my best mate in high school, Mike Anderson. Mike's pretty cool but I always thought he was gay. It was weird kissing him. It was like kissing myself. I dunno why. I NEED SEX and some tlc aswell. Valentine's day is coming up and I can't take not getting anything!!!!
Sally Vickers came into Rhode Island and she was bumming me saying how horrible Sam is and how great I am. I whole heartedly agreed with her! I'm such a flirty coffee girl it's ace, I mince around with my little apron and tray and say things like "Is that good for you?" and "Would you like anything sweet?".
So bitches that's it from me. Oh I pissed the bed last night but it's ok there wasn't much wee so it's not like I was swimming in my own filth. I was really drunk too so it's not just like I have no bladder control....although control has been limited as of late. My friend Sophie pisses herself a lot. She'll stand there and just piss on the floor. I pissed at the bus stop the other day but I had a long skirt on so you couldn't tell i was pissing. I just slipped my knickers off and had a piss. It was great. I feel kinda weird now I dunno if I should actually post this.
Haha I was so wasted on Saturday I bumped into Sean Mccue. He called me the next day, apparently when I saw him I said "I feel a bit like pouring beer all over my fanny" and threw a pint on myself. I always pour drinks on myself when I see him! It's weird.
I love y'all xxxxxxxxxxxx