Following the break-up....

[monsterdee]

I think Sam's lost it. I can't even be arsed going into WHY we've broken up again and WHAT he's done this time. I don't want sympathy because I feel fine. Haha...funny story though...we were sat talking about how we should remain friends blah because I love him so much, he makes me laugh loads and when we aren't arguing we really get along(???) and erm anyway this song came on tv it was like "This is the eeeeeend" and was all soppy. And we were both kinda just shuffling our feet like..."Yeah erm so anyway if you find anyone else I'll behead them."

SO ANYWAY. My plan to Canada-it-up is forming like an egg in my ass.

By the way HOW fucked up were my last 2 livejournal posts? I'm such a wanker sometimes. Can you say wanker on here? I'll try shall I....

WANKERRRRRRRRR
WANKER.....

variations....

WANKING
WANK
WANKED
WANKEE
YANKEE
GONE WITH THE WIND
SCARLET
BLOOD
PERIOD
EGG
SHELL
CRAB
SEA
WET
MOUTH
LIPS
VAGINA
SEX

Yup, they were right about me....it's AAAAAAAAAAALWAYS about sex.

ANYWAY I must dash, I have nothing to do all day and I'm running outta time to do it.

BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Called up about my new flat today, they're gettin in touch with me on Monday which should be cool. I'm getting the flat under Millman's hahahaha. Good idea? Of course not! But WHEN pray tell has that ever stopped me???