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its amazing what you find when youre cleaning out old emails.
ready for the story?
A long time ago, when i was going to school in great lakes, i came home for new years to throw a party, and it was probably one of the best ones ive ever thrown, like 175 people, 2 live bands, kegs.. liquor.. it was awesome.
so i hooked up with some chick, that i dont remember her name, but Darcy does, and if she reads this, maybe she'll tell yall with a comment, i just called her Hoover for no apparent reason.
so we went up stairs to check on her friend(the chick that hoover came with.. darcy's roomate.. vibrator queen)and i took advantage of the fact that we were right next to my room. so we went in there, and commensed tom foolery.. a little while later(about 2 hours.. thats right ladies.. i go forever) she had to get a break, so she ran to the bathroom, and my brothers busted down my door, and started taking pictures. i was so drunk, and pretty tired that i just laid there, and they put a raccoon hat on my ass and when i went to get another beer, i just covered up my junk with the hat. anyways, that hat is me laying on my bed with a raccoon hat on my ass after like 2452346 hours of sex, at a sick ass party, thrown by me. the monstahh.
notice.. theres no tattoos on me then! man.. that was a long time ago.