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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 02:28:25 UTC

Just when it seemed like Miller wouldn't be waking up anytime soon, he coughed up a good deal of water and gasped for air. He lived! Unfortunately, he was still suffering the effects of the mushrooms that had been slipped into something or another he'd eaten earlier.

His eyes fluttered open, and for a moment he stared at the beautiful blonde above him. He broke into a dopey smile and reached out to touch Raikov's face.

"Cecile..."

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action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 02:43:02 UTC
.. Cecile? Raikov raised an eyebrow. "No.. Ivan."

Atleast he was alive and somewhat well.

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 03:01:46 UTC

"H-HOLY SHIT. CECILE. YOUR HEAD EXPLODED."

And this time there was a mess of blood and feathers.

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action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 03:04:31 UTC
"That isn't funny, Kaz. You know perfectly well who I am." He puffed out his cheeks.

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 03:08:14 UTC

The cheek-puffing, in Miller's eyes, was a head growing back. And growing. And growing. Dear God, it was enormous. He wondered if it would pop like a balloon.

At least it was Raikov's head this time. Sort of.

He just stared, completely bewildered.

"I... I... I don't know what you're talking about."

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 03:11:07 UTC
"Why the hell were you in the pool anyways? Trying to commit suicide?"

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 03:19:49 UTC

What Miller heard was similar, but different enough for him to look deeply hurt.

"..You're right. I should. Shouldn't I? It's why I originally joined the army.Not to kill, but to die."

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 03:32:06 UTC
"What..." The Russian looked stupified. "That's not what I said. And why the hell would you join the army for that?"

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 06:16:14 UTC

"People die in war. I didn't want to lose either. I couldn't figure out why I kept on fighting until I met you, Boss."

At some point, Raikov's giant head must have morphed into Snake's.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe it is pathetic. Where are my glasses?"

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 06:27:37 UTC
...

"Probably in the pool if you fell in with them."

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 06:38:09 UTC

All he heard was, "keep on hiding behind them. It doesn't change that you're a filthy, dirty half-blood. Go back to America, Gaijin. Go back to Japan, Slanty."

This again. He was so sick of it. He growled and sung a fist toward Raikov's face.

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 06:39:14 UTC
"Hey!" Raikov yelped as he attempted to dodge his fist. "What's gotten into you?!"

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 06:45:56 UTC

"You son of a bitch!" He swung again!

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 06:54:46 UTC
And this time, Raikov swung back ... right into his crotch, and gave it a rough squeeze.

CQC CROTCH GRAB.

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Re: action! monsieur_miller July 2 2010, 07:07:14 UTC

...Even hopped up on shrooms, that hurt like a bitch. Miller groaned and doubled over, curling up defensively.

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Re: action! majorcrotchgrab July 2 2010, 11:44:38 UTC
The crazy Russian stared at his hand victoriously for a moment, then glared down at Miller.

"What the hell is going on here?"

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