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[monsieur_miller]

Smash Academy. They say some of the greatest warriors in the world have resided here at one point. Is that true? I'm here to find out.

I'm Kazuhira Miller. I see there are plenty of classes on military and survival tactics. I'll be observing and assisting where I can. I look forward to being impressed.

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[hasprettiestmon]

Ah, greetings, Mr. Miller. Welcome to Smash Academy. My name is Erika, I'm the botany teacher.

[monsieur_miller]

How fitting it is that such a beautiful flower should teach botany. I happen to know a little bit about plants myself. Mostly second-hand about the edibility of fauna and how sick you get from eating the wrong things. Thanks, Snake.

[hasprettiestmon]

Your words are all too kind, Mr. Miller. A passing interest or...? It seems as though you may be well versed in more strategy based affairs.

whoops did i use fauna instead of flora up there god damn

[monsieur_miller]

I have a friend who's very big on foraging... Most of my plantly knowledge comes from him, and even that is just about what to eat if I should get lost in the jungle, I admit. But what good is a strategy if you don't factor survival into that?

shhhh that totally said flora what are you talking about

[hasprettiestmon]

A very good point. It's a very handy set of skills to have as... most of the faculty will have come to agree, haha.

STUFF OKAY JUST STUFF

[monsieur_miller]

OKAY YEAH

[hasprettiestmon]

Oh no, nothing of the sort. There was a... teamwork building trip in the mountains just a short while ago. The ability to forage was a valuable asset to have at the time.

YEAH

[monsieur_miller]

I'm sorry I missed that. Would have been a great opportunity to pretend to be Snake see just how well he's taught me.

[hasprettiestmon]

I am entirely unable to predict what happens at this school, so perhaps you'll find yourself with a chance to do so.