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.....hey hey, i'm over at heathers house right now, we had a pretty sweet time. i biked all the way here n saw the apocalyps happen on the way... 2 car fires, a lot of sirens, it gave me a massive boner. I picked heather up and we went over to Carabu, we need a fucking car... on the way there we got a "hey baby hows it going" from some really fat smelly guy, that was gross, i gave SwaidBoy a hug n we saw josh josh run outta the bushes into a car... he waved then ran... i think he was eather giving head for money or hiding a dead body... eather way it was hott. Carabu was sweet, chocolet coolers are yummi, SwaidBoy came with us and chatted for awile, then we went to hungry howies and got a pizza, that was rather random, Christian gave us a ride home, we jamed out to barmizva techno on the way. we got home and went threw the whole sophomore class in the year book and said if we loved them or hated them, then smelled some sweet chap sticks, like 10 chapsticks, it was hared to choose which one to use... you kno your jealous, while all of you were at your little partys getting hi, having sex and drinking we were caring for our lips and brushing the axcesive amounts of dirrt off our shoulders. we ate chinese out side in 40 degree weather.. y is it that when i wanna go out side its a shity day... hmm... wel i prob have to bike back tomarrow, its prob gonna rain, and prob gonna suck... OOOO maybe randy can pick me up here!!! BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! woo woo, yah i'm not hanging out with brit tomarrow, she he to go to a funeral :(. so randy's coming over. hmm wel yah im gonna go do somthing random on the internet b/c me and heather have nothing better to do with our lives...
~violet kissez
**chick nuck & xxx**
..... me and heather had an adventure... this is the story of...
BIKE GIRL AND CHAPSTICK WOMAN IN
THE APOCOLYPSE
As Josh Vegan takes pictures of the boy he just gave head to.. Bike Girl rides past the first signs of the apocolypse. The apocolypse being two cars on fire on the freeeway. Josh's boyfriend lunges seductivly towards the hollow branch of a tree as Bike Girl realizes she forgot her cell phone. She continues to bike towards the home of chapstick woman, driving past the Labrotory of Dr. Speirs, making a mental note of how good he looks. She gets there and escapes the deathe glares of Evil Dr. Dyke (Chapstick womans arch nemisis that she convinently lives with) as Chapstick women rumeges thru her Closet of Doom for something to wear. They get dressed and head for THE BAT CAVE, which conviently sells coffee.
As they walk towards the 2nd sign of the Apocolypse, Josh Vegan dashes from the forest into a moving vehicle, brushing his lips of all signs of his secret lust.
"HULT!" Bike Girl screams. "WHERE IS THOU COMETH FROM?!?!"
"FROM THE LAND OF CHANNEL 4 NEWS! THEY WANTED TO USE MY SEX FOOTAGE!" He yells as he jumps in the moving vehicle.
Biker Girl sighs. "Can't save them all."
Chapstick Girl agrees. "That was rather akward, now wasn't it?" She points out.
HALFWAY TO THE BAT CAVE....
Stuck at the Corner Of Prostitution, they are attacked by The Unshaven Ones. "Hello my sexies.." He yells out the window and with one fatal finger, Bike Girl conqueres the evil within him and he drives off.
With the speed of a silver bullet, they dash across the Street of Prositution, saftly & ever more closely to the Bat CAVE. It isn't long before they hear something rustling amongst the cars. "shh" Bike Girl whispers to Chapstick Girl, " There may be trouble a foot."
Suddenly, Suede Man comes gallaping towards them and are greets them with friendly Five High's ( also known as high fives). "You really need a new form of transportation. Walking is so pase."
"Indeed. Well at least we get excersize. Would you like to accompany us to The Bat Cave!"
"Why, I would love to." He says. "But I must get my Magic Vegetables of L<3ve first."
They went their seperate ways when the Bat Cave finally came into view.
A guard, also known as the previous-best-friend-of-sexy-bi-boy's-sister, also known as Samantha Collage.
"Password." She says this monotone, for there has been a dark cloud of deceit over her frizzy little blonde head ever since Blakerdew had kissed an emo boy at a family reuninon and she had to give her grandmother mouth to mouth, for her precious little grandson was, indeed, a fudgepacker.
"Chick Nucket."
Chapstick woman colorfully boomed, for she had just placed apon her lips the magic chapstick of justin timperlake ( often mistaken with Justin Timberlake, but actually, a completly different charactor within himself.)
"You may enter." Samantha said.
Inside, it was warm with the heat of warmth. They were only alone for a second before Suede Man joined them in a cold beverage only The Bat Cave can serve. They had finnished they're quest and injoyed they're reward of an oreo and chocolet collers. They only spoke briefly of Bike Girl's plans after graduation ( a lass, this girl was stuck in the Realms of Grade 10) which included living on a motorcyle & joining the peacecore.
They brave the cold weather to rush to The Dinosaur Cave, also known as Hungry Howie's. "This calls for a celebration!" Suede Man yells.
"And how do you suppose we do that?" Bike Girl replies in a sultery voice,
"Well, there are surely no camara's here." Chapstick Woman whispers.
Suede Man can't take the heat anymore. He reaches for Bike Girls leg and pulls it over his body so she is straddling his lap & grabs at Chapstick Woman's tender breasts.
Just as the 3 were starting to get intimate, Suede Man yells,
" OH YES!!!! STICK THAT HARD PUSSY UP IN MY WET DICK!"
SILENCE.
(Yes, we meant to say hard pussy & wet dick. It's part of the comic.)
*beap beap*
the chapstick phone rings
"We need you back at the Laboratory." Dr Speirs informs them "Oh, and by the way you look great today."
"Well, that ruined the moment, i told you to put that thing on vibrate" Suede Man mutters.
"Well, it's not like your attempt at Dirrty talk made things any sAuCiEr." Chapstick Woman snaps.
"Children, children!!!!!!!!! Bickering won't make things any better! Now, won't you be a lamb and drive us to the Labratoty of Dr. Spiers?"
"Only if we get to listen to my sweet Barmitzfa music."
And off they rode , bobbing they're head into the sunset of the groovy techno beats.
"Good job, you two." Dr. Spiers informs them when they get to the lab. "The world is now a safer place & I am a much better looking man because of you two. Plus, you're both bisexual."
"This is true, my attractive friend. But tomorrow, you and I both know, me and my friend, Chapstick Girl are once again, off to...
THE BAT CAVE."
The end.
if you read that comment... you know it was hott.