Sure Carrie, Riiiiiight....
Ok so in a conversation with a good friend of mine, I've found that even though I've known someone for a really long time, that there are some things you can tell them & they will look at you like you're insane or tell you straight up that you're fucked up.
Case & Point: When I was younger (around age 6) I had a cabbage patch kid that was basically my kid. His name was Chris. Whenever he was "being bad" I used to beat his head up against the bricks on the side of our house, then immediately cuddle him & stroke his hair & tell him "if you'd just be good, I wouldn't have to punish you."
What the fuck?
Case & Point: When I was younger (around age 6) I had a cabbage patch kid that was basically my kid. His name was Chris. Whenever he was "being bad" I used to beat his head up against the bricks on the side of our house, then immediately cuddle him & stroke his hair & tell him "if you'd just be good, I wouldn't have to punish you."
What the fuck?