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[monophony]

Why the fuck am I surrounded by a bunch of goddamn idiots? This shit's called mass hysteria; there's no influx of new arrivals. These bastards aren't fuckin' REAL. It's a motherfuckin' TRAP, that's what it is

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[yourownside]

... well, fuck. it was only a matter of time before i'd find you here.

[monophony]

You again? Shit, how the fuck did you get here?

[yourownside]

s'what they fuckin' call a time paradox, i guess. got caught up in a swarm of squealing chicks and wound up on a fuckin' merry-go-round. i'm givin' up on making any sense of it...

so this is the world you were tellin' me about before, huh?

[monophony]

Don't even bother; it's a goddamn trap today. Fucking mass hysteria's affecting us all.

This world's just some sick fuckin' joke.

[yourownside]

looks like it. fuckin' bastards won't even explain to me why the world hasn't been destroyed by now or where the fuck sydney is, anyway, they're too caught up with all this 'omg lol so kawaaaaiii~' shit. shoot me if i type that again.

...

... that woman you live with, she still cooking?

[monophony]

Like hell it matters. Nothing's gonna get done in this mess. Least I know it's a hallucination, can't say much for the rest of these sorry saps.

[yourownside]

might as well make the most of it.

or some shit like that.

just... be glad you're not saddled with this fine fuckin' example of brilliance. least i can say i'm glad to be away from that.

[monophony]

What the fuck is that?!

[yourownside]

THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERSON LEADING US TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FUCKIN' WORLD.

it'd be more fun to talk about if he wasn't, you know, doing a piss-ass job of it.

[monophony]

Just kill him and get it the fuck over with.

[yourownside]

believe me, we have tried. or at least, we've fuckin' wanted to. it's just multiple instances of head-meets-desk shit.

whatever, don't feel like discussing it anymore. where the fuck's the beer?

[monophony]

Che, follow me.

[yourownside]

fine, i'm coming.