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Today, The Sims 3 was released in a parallel universe where the EA marketing executives had heart attacks before the suggestion of a postponement of the game. In the real world, there are only about 100 days to go until the release!
Tomorrow is Brian Peppers Day, the day on which we celebrate the eponymous patron saint of unwitting internet celebrities.
Quote of the Day:
"We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all-male clubs, in your house of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us..."
-Phrase often repeated by Republicans
Tomorrow is Brian Peppers Day, the day on which we celebrate the eponymous patron saint of unwitting internet celebrities.
Quote of the Day:
"We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all-male clubs, in your house of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us..."
-Phrase often repeated by Republicans